Red Mosquito

What’s burrito powder?

96583UP wrote:aggressive diarrhea

too much burrito powder in the tacos

stay strong flying burrito brother..we've all been there

Black beans in, refried beans out. A tale as old as time.

i took some pepto bismol, hopefully will tighten things up

spike wrote:What’s burrito powder?

i think i feel a 3rd round coming

Dunno why I just thought of this or why I’m posting it here, but just thought about making a burrito with jasmine rice and chicken curry and calling it a currito

i think there is a chain that already does that

https://www.currito.com/our-values/

look at these hunks

the plastic smile on the guy on the left

dying to sell the franchise to a private equity firm

96583UP wrote:i think there is a chain that already does that

https://www.currito.com/our-values/

look at these hunks

the plastic smile on the guy on the left

dying to sell the franchise to a private equity firm

I'll contact the guys and ladies at Blackstone and give them a heads up

they would def consider a referral fee

i really hope this isn't a norovirus

sometimes they start with big D

then you get the heartburn later

then wake up in the middle of the night puking

i don't want this to be like that

i can do diarrhea

i don't want the abdominal pain of nausea that won't go away for hours

thoughts and prayers

96583UP wrote:i really hope this isn't a norovirus

sometimes they start with big D

then you get the heartburn later

then wake up in the middle of the night puking

i don't want this to be like that

i can do diarrhea

i don't want the abdominal pain of nausea that won't go away for hours

It’s prob just run of the mill rrhea, but prayin for you just in case

feels like its calming down

i hope

eat another burrito. Sometimes two wrongs make a right

Hair of the dog, amirite?

Had one of those dumps where before it even broke the toilet water’s surface, I knew I was gonna need a shower

more diarrhea in the morning but feeling optimistic that things are tightening up

I had to courtesy flush myself during this morning’s dump. It was the pork verde I ate last night. PUNGENT.