Things you have an irrational hatred of

[tommy]

I have an innate animal affinity, so all animals are calm and reverent towards me. Dogs, being manifestations of pure love, are especially at peace around me, knowing that I'm so cool.

Dogs are pretty subservient - I wouldn't have thought that would mesh with your life philosophy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sort of a separate issue but I don’t vibe with dogs at all. I find them very obnoxious. Way too energetic and all over you and needy. And dirty and smelly. Hate it. Which is unfortunate because dogs always like me.

They don’t always like me, but yeah this

[BurtReynolds]

I have an innate animal affinity, so all animals are calm and reverent towards me. Dogs, being manifestations of pure love, are especially at peace around me, knowing that I'm so cool.

Dogs are pretty subservient - I wouldn't have thought that would mesh with your life philosophy.

My dog has barely been on a leash in about 8 years and I usually let him go where he pleases when we walk. But he mostly follows me around.

I usually keep the back door open and he occasionally wanders outside for a bit. The landlords used to complain but after seeing that he keeps to himself and doesn't wander off, they don't seem to care anymore.

Ät one place he would dig a hole and sit in it all day while the neighbors came around to pet him. He was kind of an apartment mascot.

He's old and blind now anyway so he barely gets off the porch. But I tried to make him as free as possible.

[Ello Sailor]

One dog, the oldest, could care less about her.

(sorry Weezy)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Grammar’d his ass

[LoathedVermin72]

I have an innate animal affinity, so all animals are calm and reverent towards me. Dogs, being manifestations of pure love, are especially at peace around me, knowing that I'm so cool.

Dogs are pretty subservient - I wouldn't have thought that would mesh with your life philosophy.

My dog has barely been on a leash in about 8 years and I usually let him go where he pleases when we walk. But he mostly follows me around.

I usually keep the back door open and he occasionally wanders outside for a bit. The landlords used to complain but after seeing that he keeps to himself and doesn't wander off, they don't seem to care anymore.

Ät one place he would dig a hole and sit in it all day while the neighbors came around to pet him. He was kind of an apartment mascot.

He's old and blind now anyway so he barely gets off the porch. But I tried to make him as free as possible.

You’re part of the problem!!!!!!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I have an innate animal affinity, so all animals are calm and reverent towards me. Dogs, being manifestations of pure love, are especially at peace around me, knowing that I'm so cool.

Dogs are pretty subservient - I wouldn't have thought that would mesh with your life philosophy.

My dog has barely been on a leash in about 8 years and I usually let him go where he pleases when we walk. But he mostly follows me around.

I usually keep the back door open and he occasionally wanders outside for a bit. The landlords used to complain but after seeing that he keeps to himself and doesn't wander off, they don't seem to care anymore.

Ät one place he would dig a hole and sit in it all day while the neighbors came around to pet him. He was kind of an apartment mascot.

He's old and blind now anyway so he barely gets off the porch. But I tried to make him as free as possible.

You’re part of the problem!!!!!!

What kind of gun would you use to shoot it?

[Bammer]

Both good. What the hell, LV?

Sick of assholes who let their dogs run around neighborhoods without a leash, let their dogs bark endlessly without intervening, and leave dogshit on other people’s lawns. Dickheads.

Blast yourself LV, I made an entire thread about this before the April Fools purge.

[spike]

I have an innate animal affinity, so all animals are calm and reverent towards me. Dogs, being manifestations of pure love, are especially at peace around me, knowing that I'm so cool.

even pitbulls?

[BurtReynolds]

They're not real animals, but considering I haven't been mauled by one yet, I guess?

[LoathedVermin72]

Both good. What the hell, LV?

Sick of assholes who let their dogs run around neighborhoods without a leash, let their dogs bark endlessly without intervening, and leave dogshit on other people’s lawns. Dickheads.

Blast yourself LV, I made an entire thread about this before the April Fools purge.

How does this help me, Bammer?

[Chris_H_2]

Both good. What the hell, LV?

Sick of assholes who let their dogs run around neighborhoods without a leash, let their dogs bark endlessly without intervening, and leave dogshit on other people’s lawns. Dickheads.

Blast yourself LV, I made an entire thread about this before the April Fools purge.

How does this help me, Bammer?

by giving you the opportunity to call out others' overt narcissism and feel better about yourself

[bart]

my dog is a hound and thus insane. if i let him loose i'd probably never see him again

[Monkey_Driven]

My dog had to get up every hour in the night to use the bathroom, so I think I hate dogs now.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Monkey_Driven]

Too much coffee?

I'm thinking some brat gave him candy at our Halloween get together last night.

[bodysnatcher]

When he woke you up for like the third time in a row were you like “DOGGONE IT!”

[Jorge]

"Reliced" guitars. Meaning: guitars artificially worn-down to produce a rugged, weathered look.

Like the Mike McCready signature Stratocaster. Granted, this is a pretty tame example, I've seen a lot worse.

I like guitars with battle scars and history, but these fake ones feel so silly

[Ello Sailor]

I used to think they were lame. Some of them are really cool. The price tags aren't cool though.

That said, I relic my own basses by being entirely too sick wid it.

[spike]

I used to think they were lame. Some of them are really cool. The price tags aren't cool though.

That said, I relic my own basses by being entirely too sick wid it.

You can re-uppercut yourself for that post too while you’re at it.