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Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 4:49 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 4:54 pm
by wease
epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 4:57 pm
by dad
wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
i will never eat banana pie again.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 5:21 pm
by spike
Two blueberry Eggos
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 6:07 pm
by epilogue
spike wrote:Two blueberry Eggos
How does that one work, sexually?
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 6:08 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 7:04 pm
by Chris_H_2
dad ruined this thread
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 7:06 pm
by dad
rude
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 7:07 pm
by dad
spike wrote:Two blueberry Eggos
two blue waffles...this thread has REALLY taken a turn.
happy now, chris?
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:09 pm
by Chris_H_2
what, you think that all is forgotten and forgiven? that easily?
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:12 pm
by wease
epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
Or inside HER box
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:13 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:epilogue wrote:dad wrote:epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles
Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented
a new form of banana pie.

So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
Or inside HER box

Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:15 pm
by spike
was he hairy like an ape?
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:21 pm
by wease
No idea. Never saw him.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 8:24 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Might have to change the act to "The Full Kong"
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Mon April 04, 2022 10:50 pm
by spike
wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Were you feeling too sexually harassed to ask?
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Tue April 05, 2022 12:01 am
by wease
spike wrote:wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Were you feeling too sexually harassed to ask?
Oh no. These were the days before that even existed.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Thu April 07, 2022 5:24 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Dickeys
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Sat April 09, 2022 5:45 pm
by spike
A giant steak burrito. I don’t feel too good now.
Re: What the F's for Lunch?
Posted: Sat April 09, 2022 5:52 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Ham and Turkey sandwich
Carrots
Grapes
I actually feel mostly full.