Red Mosquito

if you ever call my mom or her sisters they answer "YELLOHH?"

doug rr wrote:if you ever call my mom or her sisters they answer "YELLOHH?"

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you

doug rr wrote:if you ever call my mom or her sisters they answer "YELLOHH?"

I think my dad and your mom were separated at birth

Ello Sailor wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:When you’re getting off a phone call and the other person says “mmmmmbye”

What the hell. Who does this? Have them call me.

The bags for picking up dog poop i just bought. They advertise 20 bags/roll. But every new roll has a sticker at the end of the first bag keeping it together with the roll. So when you undo it, it treats a hole in the bag making it unusable unless you want to risk dog shit on your hands. More like 19 bags/ roll amirite

E.H. Ruddock wrote:The bags for picking up dog poop i just bought. They advertise 20 bags/roll. But every new roll has a sticker at the end of the first bag keeping it together with the roll. So when you undo it, it treats a hole in the bag making it unusable unless you want to risk dog shit on your hands. More like 19 bags/ roll amirite

Take the sticker off and then use it to patch the hole.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:The bags for picking up dog poop i just bought. They advertise 20 bags/roll. But every new roll has a sticker at the end of the first bag keeping it together with the roll. So when you undo it, it treats a hole in the bag making it unusable unless you want to risk dog shit on your hands. More like 19 bags/ roll amirite

I literally had a box of 500 of those..so annoying..fun fact: I brought an old winter coat up to Vancouver that I hadn't worn in years until the other day and 2 rolls were in my pocket along with 2 N95s

I think I use the same ones and if you peel off the side that stuck to the top of the bag rather than the side that’s stuck to the middle, you can still salvage the bag even if it tears a little

Just use your bare hands like god intended!

My dog poop-related irrational hatred is when my hands are too try to open the bag and I have to moisten my fingertips. As if the poop wasn’t gross enough, now I have spittle on my hands.

Sloppy Dupree wrote:My dog poop-related irrational hatred is when my hands are too try to open the bag and I have to moisten my fingertips. As if the poop wasn’t gross enough, now I have spittle on my hands.

You've gotta rub the bag opening between your palms.

Sloppy Dupree wrote:My dog poop-related irrational hatred is when my hands are too try to open the bag and I have to moisten my fingertips. As if the poop wasn’t gross enough, now I have spittle on my hands.

I’ve found blowing in the top of the bag eventually splits it open. They are a pain in the ass to open though, i agree

Just carry a bag of pine straw (lightweight) and cover the dog poop instead of picking it up

bodysnatcher wrote:Just carry a bag of pine straw (lightweight) and cover the dog poop instead of picking it up

Don’t even joke, man. So many slobs out there who leave it wherever already.

We had outdoor dogs that just shit wherever they pleased

i get the same bags from amazon but that sticker comes off fine for me with no tear

Peeps wrote:i get the same bags from amazon but that sticker comes off fine for me with no tear

Lol Ruddo was crying over this

Bammer wrote:

Peeps wrote:i get the same bags from amazon but that sticker comes off fine for me with no tear

Lol Ruddo was crying over this

look at the name of the thread, bub

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Peeps wrote:i get the same bags from amazon but that sticker comes off fine for me with no tear

Lol Ruddo was crying over this

look at the name of the thread, bub

I think you need to go through boot camp again, private.

ruddo was never a private