The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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B- grade poop today. Took a little pushing and a little wiping. Decent first log. Peace out.
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96583UP wrote:had a big cheesesteak yday so kinda threw things off today

hoping tomorrow is more normal
Hopefully not a goat cheesesteak
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decent dump this AM
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Dropped a sequoia. Ghost wipes. Feeling great.
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all of my poops this week have been perfectly sized and shaped Snickers bars. and not the king size shareable ones that come in two pieces, but the original Snickers
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dropped a firehose today.
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dad wrote:dropped a firehose today.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:dropped a firehose today.
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i wouldn't be here where i am without the dense bean salad i've been eating all week long.
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disappointing poop today

not sure what's going on

wondering if i have been sick
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Coming back from a 12 day vacation is crazy. My bowels know when they’re home.
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I had a wonderful poop yesterday.

It didn't require alot of effort, it was plenty voluminous with adequate ker-plops, and best of all the ending was clean and complete--all under 5 minutes


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I just took a dump that would have clogged the Suez Canal
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AL
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Just dropped a fourth absolute monster before noon. wtf I can’t remember the last time this happened. I think the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse just came out my ass.
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What all did you eat yesterday?
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Just been eating oatmeal, smoothies, and some pesto chicken with veggies and salad
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bodysnatcher wrote:Just dropped a fourth absolute monster before noon. wtf I can’t remember the last time this happened. I think the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse just came out my ass.
Annoying to have to poop that frequently, but you must feel great now.
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3 days in a row of eating fresh beets from our friends garden...its been a bloody mess
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Second week in a row stopping the toilet up at work. This one took like 5 plunges.
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i'd just quit
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