The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[BurtReynolds]

wait, I think I get unemployment based on the state the company is in, and they are in one of those hopeless commie states that pay a lot more. Excellent.

[The Argonaut]

You're about to be fired for cause, Burt. That means no unemployment. Change the filename or starve

[dad]

change the filename to finishinme and send it.

[The Argonaut]

Play by the rules, Burt. You're part of a society

We give excellent advice, I’ve noticed.

We've had such phenomenally successful careers, so it makes sense that we would

[BurtReynolds]

change the filename to finishinme and send it.

I once wrote "my own personal hell" in the comments of one of these idiotic requests, but I don't think they thought it was as funny as I did. These are humorless folks.

[tree_]

life is hard

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Play by the rules, Burt. You're part of a society

We give excellent advice, I’ve noticed.

We've had such phenomenally successful careers, so it makes sense that we would

True. I know I should pass on what I’ve learned more regularly, but I don’t feel like it.

[dad]

change the filename to finishinme and send it.

I once wrote "my own personal hell" in the comments of one of these idiotic requests, but I don't think they thought it was as funny as I did. These are humorless folks.

don't let the bastards get you down, burt.

[BurtReynolds]

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[tree_]

At least you can rim

[dad]

put on a mask like a secret aardvark and see if you can hide from everyone.

[JuanHamm]

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I used to just go to the bathroom and never come back

[tree_]

and now you're a painter so you don't have to go to anymore meetings

[JuanHamm]

That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

[tree_]

goddamn, what a perk

[BurtReynolds]

That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

living the dream.

[doug rr]

That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

this hits home

[JuanHamm]

Working in new builds is a real pain in the ass. The only perk is getting to use all the toilets before the homeowner does.

[spike]

i want wease to hire burt

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i want wease to hire burt

Do you think wease would yell at him for wanting to read his offer letter before accepting?