Red Mosquito

wait, I think I get unemployment based on the state the company is in, and they are in one of those hopeless commie states that pay a lot more. Excellent.

You're about to be fired for cause, Burt. That means no unemployment. Change the filename or starve

change the filename to finishinme and send it.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:Play by the rules, Burt. You're part of a society

We give excellent advice, I’ve noticed.

We've had such phenomenally successful careers, so it makes sense that we would

dad wrote:change the filename to finishinme and send it.

I once wrote "my own personal hell" in the comments of one of these idiotic requests, but I don't think they thought it was as funny as I did. These are humorless folks.

life is hard

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:Play by the rules, Burt. You're part of a society

We give excellent advice, I’ve noticed.

We've had such phenomenally successful careers, so it makes sense that we would

True. I know I should pass on what I’ve learned more regularly, but I don’t feel like it.

BurtReynolds wrote:

dad wrote:change the filename to finishinme and send it.

I once wrote "my own personal hell" in the comments of one of these idiotic requests, but I don't think they thought it was as funny as I did. These are humorless folks.

don't let the bastards get you down, burt.

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At least you can rim

put on a mask like a secret aardvark and see if you can hide from everyone.

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I used to just go to the bathroom and never come back

and now you're a painter so you don't have to go to anymore meetings

That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

goddamn, what a perk

JuanHamm wrote:That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

living the dream.

JuanHamm wrote:That's right, and I get to shit in lots of different houses.

this hits home

Working in new builds is a real pain in the ass. The only perk is getting to use all the toilets before the homeowner does.

i want wease to hire burt

spike wrote:i want wease to hire burt

Do you think wease would yell at him for wanting to read his offer letter before accepting?