Share the dream you had last night

[knee tunes]

Do you talk much in your dreams? I don’t. It’s usually things happening and people talking around me.

What do you do,, grunt and scrape your foot?

[Jorge]

My girlfriend woke me up because I was straight-up monologuing in my sleep. I was dreaming I was doing some sort of presentation about the most important songs of the 90s, and I was going on and on about "Rattled by the Rush" and "Big Poppa"

[coptheriotact]

no return o' the mack?

[Jorge]

I like those songs OK, I'm not sure why dream-me was so enamored with them. Dream logic I guess

[bart]

When I was in bands in high school I wrote a song that I was convinced was a clear sign that I was a genius and meant to be a songwriter. Then I was watching Beavis and Butthead reruns and realized I had just rewritten Rattled by the Rush

[BurtReynolds]

I was walking and saw this strange creature that looked like a cross between a capybara mixed with a flying squirrel, about the size of a large dog. It got spooked and started very slowly flying by rapidly flapping its skin flaps, like a humming bird. There is no way this thing could fly in real life, but didn't have any trouble here. For some reason, I wasn't super shocked by this, but I still tried to get a picture with my phone. But then I got distracted by a dog that looked like my old dog and had to stop and give him some scratches behind the ears.

[wease]

I had two separate and distinct dreams about vampires last night. I’ve not watched nor read anything containing them lately. Don’t know why they popped up twice in the same night.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Dreamed I was talking to washing machine on the phone about East of Eden and the completed Steinbeck jigsaw puzzle he sent me

[BurtReynolds]

I moved into a house with 4 other guys and 5 girls, one of which was Olivia Wilde. But then I got drafted to fight in the Korean War.

[doug rr]

I moved into a house with 4 other guys and 5 girls, one of which was Olivia Wilde. But then I got drafted to fight in the Korean War.

how do you think the dream would have changed if you got drafted by the Kansas City Royals?

[BurtReynolds]

Probably a little better

[spike]

You may’ve shat your pants though.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You may’ve shat your pants though.

When was the last time you made a poo poo in yours?

[spike]

You may’ve shat your pants though.

When was the last time you made a poo poo in yours?

In my early 20s. Very drunk. While vomiting out a car window (not driving).

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You may’ve shat your pants though.

When was the last time you made a poo poo in yours?

In my early 20s. Very drunk. While vomiting out a car window (not driving).

That's some wild shit.

[spike]

You may’ve shat your pants though.

When was the last time you made a poo poo in yours?

In my early 20s. Very drunk. While vomiting out a car window (not driving).

That's some wild shit.

Upon further recollection, I think the pants shitting happened after I got home, still puking but in the toilet ironically.

[Self]

During various oddball tasks, I would time shift and start over or start another. Can't recall too many of the tasks now, but the last start point was on a snowy back road. Act two starts in Texas. Found a roach waiting for a bus or something. Guy wanted some, but I was afraid he was a narc. Started walking away with a large crowd, rolled it between finger and thumb to empty the contents but then gave it to him. He took a hit and then, bam, he time shifted and started over. Great callback by my sleeping brain.

[Peeps]

During various oddball tasks, I would time shift and start over or start another. Can't recall too many of the tasks now, but the last start point was on a snowy back road. Act two starts in Texas. Found a roach waiting for a bus or something. Guy wanted some, but I was afraid he was a narc. Started walking away with a large crowd, rolled it between finger and thumb to empty the contents but then gave it to him. He took a hit and then, bam, he time shifted and started over. Great callback by my sleeping brain.

at first i read that as a roach (bug)

[Self]

At a bar/concert. Went down stairs, guy working security told me I could really throw and catch (wtf?). Huge penny (lp sized) added to other huge pennies/coins in a holding bin - I think this was the admission fee. Needed to piss, walked into a dark dungeon looking place with various concrete walled off rooms to piss/shit in, floor was concrete walkways with flowing wastewater between. Ran into a group with a person puking. Realized I only had one shoe and shoeless foot had an open wound. Tried desperately to keep said foot out of harm/waste's way. The end.