Red Mosquito

Coughed really hard today and a little pee came out.

Urine is still more on the yellow side today so action needed

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

hydrate, coach!

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

hydrate, coach!

I'm on it dad I'm on it!

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

About the same today.

Coach wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

About the same today.

you're still hydrated and doin' great.

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...



i'm in lemonade territory.

Light beer today

About the same today.

you're still hydrated and doin' great.

I'm living on the edge though

I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

I knew I sensed a presence.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

Star Alliance?

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

Star Alliance?

American Airline admirals club. Just day passes.

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

Star Alliance?

American Airline admirals club. Just day passes.

Ah, hope it’s nice. There are a couple SA lounges at ORD, and one is nicer than the other. Hoping we can camp out at the nice one in a couple weeks, as we’re going to try and go standby on an earlier flight to SFO en route to Australia. Got word they shut down a runway there for repairs and it’s increasing flight delays. Don’t wanna miss the long flight over the Pacific and get stuck in cattle class for the next one.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

Star Alliance?

American Airline admirals club. Just day passes.

Ah, hope it’s nice. There are a couple SA lounges at ORD, and one is nicer than the other. Hoping we can camp out at the nice one in a couple weeks, as we’re going to try and go standby on an earlier flight to SFO en route to Australia. Got word they shut down a runway there for repairs and it’s increasing flight delays. Don’t wanna miss the long flight over the Pacific and get stuck in cattle class for the next one.

So far so good. The complementary food and drink, along with comfy seating and available charge ports are helping.

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:I drank entirely too much water with my airport mimosas. I peed before our flight left, which was scheduled for a little over 90 minutes to Chicago. However…thee was a lot of turbulence, and with 35m until arrival I was dying. They wouldn’t let us leave our seats because of the turbulence, and once we landed and taxied, I bolted for the restroom in the back of the plane. There was no way I was making it to the gate. I would’ve burst.

Welcome to Chicago. What are doing during your layover?

We’re staying in a lounge for our long layover. Gonna kick my feet up, read a little, maybe close my eyes, get a drink, and make as many trips to the bathroom as possible.

Star Alliance?

American Airline admirals club. Just day passes.

Ah, hope it’s nice. There are a couple SA lounges at ORD, and one is nicer than the other. Hoping we can camp out at the nice one in a couple weeks, as we’re going to try and go standby on an earlier flight to SFO en route to Australia. Got word they shut down a runway there for repairs and it’s increasing flight delays. Don’t wanna miss the long flight over the Pacific and get stuck in cattle class for the next one.

So far so good. The complementary food and drink, along with comfy seating and available charge ports are helping.

I mean, anything’s better than sitting at the gate amidst the unwashed masses. Baller move, dad.

Had a few tough days where I was stuck in the yellow, but coming out of it, and experiencing a strong flow w/ a relatively clear output now.

I think they need to change the breath mint at the bottom of the men's urinal at work. It's getting pretty smelly in there.

Coach wrote:Had a few tough days where I was stuck in the yellow, but coming out of it, and experiencing a strong flow w/ a relatively clear output now.

I think they need to change the breath mint at the bottom of the men's urinal at work. It's getting pretty smelly in there.

great to hear! stay hydrated, my man.

I will!