Red Mosquito

The countdown has already begun on PJ.com! Only 1,460 days to go until its 5 days after it has already been released on iTunes!

In the meantime, pick up a copy of the next PJ rarities album: Momentarily Disregarded Dogs; a treasure trove of the chockest frothiest meatiest unreleased rarities of Pearl Jam's epic and prolific 2013-2014 studio era:

1. Brendan O'Brien performs an acapella version of the Good Ship Lollipop
2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
3. Susan Sarandon's spacey voicemail message
4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
6. Mike's kid playing a 13-minute version of voodoo child
7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden
9. Ole
10. Local reggae-ton radio station advertisement picked up through Stone's amplifier

96583UP wrote:The countdown has already begun on PJ.com! Only 1,460 days to go until its 5 days after it has already been released on iTunes!

In the meantime, pick up a copy of the next PJ rarities album: Momentarily Disregarded Dogs; a treasure trove of the chockest frothiest meatiest unreleased rarities of Pearl Jam's epic and prolific 2013-2014 studio era:

1. Brendan O'Brien performs an acapella version of the Good Ship Lollipop
2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
3. Susan Sarandon's spacey voicemail message
4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
6. Mike's kid playing a 13-minute version of voodoo child
7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden
9. Ole
10. Local reggae-ton radio station advertisement picked up through Stone's amplifier

Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

Stand out tracks, that would likely become regular setlist appearances:

96583UP wrote:2. 1 minute and 36 seconds of Ed struggling to find his car keys
5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot
8. Matt Cameron eating a sandwich and talking about Soundgarden

Also and :

96583UP wrote:4. Some Jeff song that will never be played live

8 was my favorite

5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist

I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.

music.for.rhinos wrote:I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.

Don't worry, the 11th album will bridge the gap.

I should have quoted, the post wason the last page about pairing the 2 albums together.

Anders wrote:

music.for.rhinos wrote:I don't feel vs and vitalogy really go together at all.

Don't worry, the 11th album will bridge the gap.

A bridge that has not been around, or been stepped on, I hope.

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

This is definitely the most effortless post in it.

malice wrote:

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

...until that big hard sun, dried up the rain... then..
iiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeee! set forth up the water spout! Oohh-oh.

broken iris wrote:

malice wrote:

McParadigm wrote:Unexpectedly funny for a thread where everybody's trying way too hard.

Well done.

this was good:

7. Ed's somber solo acoustic version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

...until that big hard sun, dried up the rain... then..
iiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeee! set forth up the water spout! Oohh-oh.

I'm liking you more and more as the days go by, friend

This is probably the best thread I've ever created.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:This is probably the best thread I've ever created.

Rank your threads!

cutuphalfdead wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:This is probably the best thread I've ever created.

Rank your threads!

1. Ruddo's threads.
2. Everyone else's.

96583UP wrote:5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist

Only if it included a European style chant-a-long with the Kitchen furnishings dude over the PA system

hlniv wrote:

96583UP wrote:5. Boom in a customer service dispute with The Home Depot would probably end up replacing DTE in the live setlist

Only if it included a European style chant-a-long with the Kitchen furnishings dude over the PA system

Imagine what that would sound like if it was Ikea instead of Home Depot.


It's händelseutveckling baaaabbby!!!

11th album.

Will there be one?

They'll get inducted into the RNRHOF next year and that might just be that.