The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Not me ride or die with the poop thread
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you don't need to do this

you will be ostracized

no one posts here anymore

this is outrageous
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I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
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spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.
Punching yourself in the stomach works sometimes as well.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.
God's punishing you for all the puns you post
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That's very possible. Best to quit forever.
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spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toilet
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toilet
May you complete the trifecta by taking a girthy dump at the grocery or hardware store.
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My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
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bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
That's one of his tricks.
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bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
This is becoming a real problem
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i am pooping as i type
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spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
i keep a staple in my fridge of stonyfield probiotic smoothies (Costco)
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My farts smell like Chernobyl happened in my ass
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pre-shit farts or just reg gas
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Just reg
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bodysnatcher wrote:Just reg

I will add you to my prayers
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had an unexpected explosive diarrhea mid-day

left a mark on the toilet

and my soul

i think it was the steak and cheese wrap i had for lunch
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