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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:46 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Not me ride or die with the poop thread

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:50 am
by 96583UP
you don't need to do this

you will be ostracized

no one posts here anymore

this is outrageous

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:51 am
by spike
I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:52 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 3:21 am
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:25 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.
Punching yourself in the stomach works sometimes as well.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:26 pm
by tommy
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Do it. They've definitely helped me. Are you going as regularly?
No I keep getting backed up and then the cramping comes. No good, so need to bring balance to the force.
God's punishing you for all the puns you post

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 2:31 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
That's very possible. Best to quit forever.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 8:15 pm
by bodysnatcher
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toilet

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 9:51 pm
by spike
bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
Thanks for the reminder. I’m out. Gonna head to the grocery to pick some up today after I go to Home Depot to ironically get a new flush valve for my toilet
May you complete the trifecta by taking a girthy dump at the grocery or hardware store.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 9:57 pm
by bodysnatcher
My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun January 12, 2025 11:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
That's one of his tricks.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 4:23 am
by bodysnatcher
bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like Satan is cooking a stew in my ass.
This is becoming a real problem

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 12:24 pm
by 96583UP
i am pooping as i type

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 12:25 pm
by 96583UP
spike wrote:I’m going to start taking probiotics. My tummy hurts most evenings, gotta get right.
i keep a staple in my fridge of stonyfield probiotic smoothies (Costco)

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed January 29, 2025 2:25 am
by bodysnatcher
My farts smell like Chernobyl happened in my ass

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed January 29, 2025 2:57 am
by 96583UP
pre-shit farts or just reg gas

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed January 29, 2025 3:44 am
by bodysnatcher
Just reg

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri January 31, 2025 1:12 am
by tommy
bodysnatcher wrote:Just reg

I will add you to my prayers

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri January 31, 2025 1:15 am
by 96583UP
had an unexpected explosive diarrhea mid-day

left a mark on the toilet

and my soul

i think it was the steak and cheese wrap i had for lunch