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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 28, 2025 2:16 pm
by daft twat
Decided last night to take today off so I mindlessly ate too much supremely spicy hummus (one of my weekend only foods) and it appears I will spend the whole day shitting.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 28, 2025 5:14 pm
by 96583UP
i had a pretty bad week shitting most of the week
getting over a variety of illnesses and on the heels of some vacation gluttony
thought i was out of the woods but then had a fierce midday diarrhea yesterday
think i ate an out of date burrito
hopeful today will be better
morning dump felt good
just made friends with salad
hopefully the future is bright
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:46 pm
by spike
Three poops today already; making up for lost time over the weekend. The farts were getting lethal so a clean out is overdue.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 10, 2025 4:51 pm
by bodysnatcher
Just built a sandcastle in my toilet
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 10, 2025 5:11 pm
by wease
With a toilet paper draw bridge?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 10, 2025 5:22 pm
by bodysnatcher
No bridge but I made a natural moat
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 10, 2025 6:29 pm
by Self
I have the most regular movements on RM. 2 a day that you could almost set your watch to
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 10, 2025 8:50 pm
by 96583UP
yesterday: had a massive log, had made friends with salad, was long thick girthy
today: random explosive diarrhea. think it caught some bug
yin and yang
universe in balance
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 2:02 am
by daft twat
Black Mirror wrote:Cheers,
BM
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 2:57 pm
by bodysnatcher
Couldn't tell if I was about to fart or poop, so I decided to sit down on the toilet to let it out just in case. And sure enough, it was a poop. I feel like I crossed some sort of defining line of wisdom.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 3:03 pm
by dad
Ever since the RTO, I’ve had to deal with not going at my regular time, and not having access to decent tp. I’ve also had a few close calls because I’ve had to speed walk to three different bathrooms to find an open and/or clean stall. I feel like my body should’ve adjusted by now and I’d go at the same time as at home, but nope. I’d love it if I could train my body to go before I leave the house.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 3:24 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:Couldn't tell if I was about to fart or poop, so I decided to sit down on the toilet to let it out just in case. And sure enough, it was a poop. I feel like I crossed some sort of defining line of wisdom.
I hate those calls.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 3:28 pm
by wease
dad wrote:Ever since the RTO, I’ve had to deal with not going at my regular time, and not having access to decent tp. I’ve also had a few close calls because I’ve had to speed walk to three different bathrooms to find an open and/or clean stall. I feel like my body should’ve adjusted by now and I’d go at the same time as at home, but nope. I’d love it if I could train my body to go before I leave the house.
For as far back as I can remember, I have to go within 15-20 minutes of getting up in the mornings. Here lately, 2-3 months, I’m being hit with a mid-morning encore and it always seems to be the worst when I’m at one of my centers. And in all but one, the employee bathroom is right next to their workstations so it’s VERY hard to take care of business and do it in a quiet way so they don’t hear the terrible noises the boss is making in the bathroom. I usually just turn the water in the sink on wide open and hope it’s loud enough to drown my sounds out.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat April 19, 2025 3:35 pm
by dad
wease wrote:dad wrote:Ever since the RTO, I’ve had to deal with not going at my regular time, and not having access to decent tp. I’ve also had a few close calls because I’ve had to speed walk to three different bathrooms to find an open and/or clean stall. I feel like my body should’ve adjusted by now and I’d go at the same time as at home, but nope. I’d love it if I could train my body to go before I leave the house.
For as far back as I can remember, I have to go within 15-20 minutes of getting up in the mornings. Here lately, 2-3 months, I’m being hit with a mid-morning encore and it always seems to be the worst when I’m at one of my centers. And in all but one, the employee bathroom is right next to their workstations so it’s VERY hard to take care of business and do it in a quiet way so they don’t hear the terrible noises the boss is making in the bathroom. I usually just turn the water in the sink on wide open and hope it’s loud enough to drown my sounds out.
oh man…yeah, I’d struggle with that too.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed April 23, 2025 4:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
Just gave birth to a shit baby
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed April 23, 2025 5:52 pm
by wease
Haha!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed April 23, 2025 11:17 pm
by spike
What’s its name?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu April 24, 2025 7:15 pm
by bodysnatcher
Salami Sam
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 07, 2025 11:06 pm
by bodysnatcher
Took dumps at a Wendy's and a grocery store today. A full day of single ply paper and my crack is chafed. Lost probably 5 pounds though.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 12:16 am
by wease
The Bud Light runs from last night?