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Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 11:45 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
wease wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:04 pm I hate it. I hate the saltwater. I hate the sand. I’ve been pretty luck to have put it off as long as I have. Hopefully after this one, I can put it off again.
I’ll go at the same time and we can tickle each other while playing mini golf

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 12:02 am
by washing machine
This is more of a post about travelers in your city.

I had a funny cultural exchange at my restaurant with a Dutchman earlier today when I refilled his soda. He was confused but thanked me for my excessive generosity.

He and his friends are in town for the World Cup and asked me for other areas in the neighborhood to visit. I recommended the Menil Collection, an absolute gem of architecture and art (also, FREE) but he scoffed. Then I recommended a bar and he was all about it.

Shame on me for thinking Europeans would be interested in Jasper Johns, Cy Twombly and Mark Rothko after I got them all hopped up on Coca-Cola.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 12:18 am
by spike
I get bored at the beach too.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 2:00 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 12:18 am I get bored at the beach too.
We’re simply mountain men

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 3:25 am
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 2:00 am
spike wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 12:18 am I get bored at the beach too.
We’re simply mountain men
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Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 4:27 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I’m the dead one!

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 8:48 am
by spike
I guess that makes me the munting ghoul.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 5:21 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
washing machine wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 12:02 am This is more of a post about travelers in your city.

I had a funny cultural exchange at my restaurant with a Dutchman earlier today when I refilled his soda. He was confused but thanked me for my excessive generosity.

He and his friends are in town for the World Cup and asked me for other areas in the neighborhood to visit. I recommended the Menil Collection, an absolute gem of architecture and art (also, FREE) but he scoffed. Then I recommended a bar and he was all about it.

Shame on me for thinking Europeans would be interested in Jasper Johns, Cy Twombly and Mark Rothko after I got them all hopped up on Coca-Cola.
You aren't sending these fans to Rodeo Goat?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 6:28 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:04 pm I hate it. I hate the saltwater. I hate the sand. I’ve been pretty luck to have put it off as long as I have. Hopefully after this one, I can put it off again.
Just elbow up to a beach bar

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 9:51 pm
by washing machine
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 5:21 pm
washing machine wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 12:02 am This is more of a post about travelers in your city.

I had a funny cultural exchange at my restaurant with a Dutchman earlier today when I refilled his soda. He was confused but thanked me for my excessive generosity.

He and his friends are in town for the World Cup and asked me for other areas in the neighborhood to visit. I recommended the Menil Collection, an absolute gem of architecture and art (also, FREE) but he scoffed. Then I recommended a bar and he was all about it.

Shame on me for thinking Europeans would be interested in Jasper Johns, Cy Twombly and Mark Rothko after I got them all hopped up on Coca-Cola.
You aren't sending these fans to Rodeo Goat?
The Goat is next to the Fan Fest. They'll find it!

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 10:54 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 6:28 pm
wease wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:04 pm I hate it. I hate the saltwater. I hate the sand. I’ve been pretty luck to have put it off as long as I have. Hopefully after this one, I can put it off again.
Just elbow up to a beach bar
Can’t drink. Diabetes…

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 10:54 pm
by spike
washing machine wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 12:02 am This is more of a post about travelers in your city.

I had a funny cultural exchange at my restaurant with a Dutchman earlier today when I refilled his soda. He was confused but thanked me for my excessive generosity.

He and his friends are in town for the World Cup and asked me for other areas in the neighborhood to visit. I recommended the Menil Collection, an absolute gem of architecture and art (also, FREE) but he scoffed. Then I recommended a bar and he was all about it.

Shame on me for thinking Europeans would be interested in Jasper Johns, Cy Twombly and Mark Rothko after I got them all hopped up on Coca-Cola.
The US does not have a monopoly on white trash.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 11:11 pm
by washing machine
What's white trash to you? I didn't find anything in that exchange trashy.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 1:08 am
by spike
White trash is probably too severe. I just meant Americans tend to think of Europeans as cultured and curious people, but plenty of plebs there too.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 1:23 am
by washing machine
Ah, gotcha. I'd recommend the Menil to anyone, for the record, but I catch your drift.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 2:21 am
by Ello Sailor
Dev wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:21 pm The beach is one of the best places
Agreed. I think these dorks might be afraid of the water.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 2:27 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Ello Sailor wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:21 am
Dev wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:21 pm The beach is one of the best places
Agreed. I think these dorks might be afraid of the water.
Not enough libraries within walking distance.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 2:39 am
by Dev
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:27 am
Ello Sailor wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:21 am
Dev wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:21 pm The beach is one of the best places
Agreed. I think these dorks might be afraid of the water.
Not enough libraries within walking distance.
lol @ the fact you read

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 3:00 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Dev wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:39 am
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:27 am
Ello Sailor wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 2:21 am
Dev wrote: Mon June 15, 2026 9:21 pm The beach is one of the best places
Agreed. I think these dorks might be afraid of the water.
Not enough libraries within walking distance.
lol @ the fact you read
I don’t read near enough!