Things you have an irrational hatred of

[washing machine]

These fucking webpages for recipes and they have to tell you their life story and how their parents met and their ancestors that fought in WWI and how they may be related to Marcus Aurelius before they ever get to the goddamn ingredients or oven temp or time in the oven.

Start using chatGPT for recipes. Tell it what you've got on hand, let it know your skill level, give it a few random niche prompts to center down on a narrow path, and waste no more time.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How quickly my pee turns yellowish after two days of sub-optimal water intake

[spike]

I Got Arid

[spike]

Parch

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Shut up

[spike]

Given To Dry

[spike]

Setting Sun Baked

[spike]

State of Love and Dust

[spike]

Stale Stale

[E.H. Ruddock]

Last Piss

[Bammer]

How quickly my pee turns yellowish after two days of sub-optimal water intake

Does it smell like coffee?

[dimejinky99]

These fucking webpages for recipes and they have to tell you their life story and how their parents met and their ancestors that fought in WWI and how they may be related to Marcus Aurelius before they ever get to the goddamn ingredients or oven temp or time in the oven.

Far as I’m aware all those types of pages are AI generated and just ad revenue generators.
None of the entire fucking life story shit In them is even real. Went through a few pages for the same recipe and all had the same story repeated.. Did a bit of digging and yep. All AI generated.

Best way around it is to go to chefs or restaurants etc pages that you know and trust
BBCgoodfood is genuinely great actual people and chefs etc contribute and none of the endless bollox at all. Nigella lawson her site is great and Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay stuff is safe too.

[Jorge]

Those blog posts have existed since long before generative AI was a thing.

The reason they feature long stories is for SEO keyword stuffing and to make you scroll through a bunch of ads

[washing machine]

It actually sounds like dime is lamenting the lack of authenticity in these stories now that AI has taken over the blogwaves.

Like I suggested a few posts above, it's better to harness the power of AI to give you a no BS recipe based on the prep and skill prompts you give it.

[spike]

This would actually be a good case study on how to and not to harness AI.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yawn all day. Still won't fall asleep until after 11:00

worst.life.ever

[washing machine]

This would actually be a good case study on how to and not to harness AI.

No more dinner writers block nights. Been using this recipe method exclusively in 2025.

https://chatgpt.com/share/6792a345-e0a0 ... cb36243505

[spike]

This would actually be a good case study on how to and not to harness AI.

No more dinner writers block nights. Been using this recipe method exclusively in 2025.

https://chatgpt.com/share/6792a345-e0a0 ... cb36243505

i'm gonna use this for some kid lunch ideas, as mine has decided she's not into anything in the normal rotation anymore.

[spike]

giving banana sushi a go

[BurtReynolds]

Pretty much any sound effect from 1970s movies. Wtf was wrong with people's ears back then? They loved their ear splitting shrieks, whistles and sirens. I know they were working with crude technology, but dang...