Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu August 28, 2025 8:10 pm
Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.
Red Mosquito
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 1:23 am
Maybe Lady Snatch is up for some kinky business tonight.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 1:58 am
expensive if not of age where covered by insurancebodysnatcher wrote:Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 2:25 am
I don’t love “dookiehole,” but the Bluetooth connection to the toilet is a perfect metaphor.spike wrote:
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 4:57 pm
Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 5:04 pm
i just dropped an unexpected diarrhea
was kinda tangy
was kinda tangy
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 5:09 pm
Visiting my parents and had some Dunkin Donuts coffee from my dad's Keurig machine. Guaranteed that's what I just shat. It took the HOV lane through my stomach.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 5:12 pm
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 5:48 pm
just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass
will need to hit a shower soon
these are the days north america needs bidet
will need to hit a shower soon
these are the days north america needs bidet
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 6:23 pm
If I had a bidet I might cause a drought
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 6:25 pm
96583UP wrote:just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 6:28 pm
Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 6:37 pm
now lifting weights in the sun
still have not showered
may need to burn these mesh shorts later
still have not showered
may need to burn these mesh shorts later
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 7:03 pm
did a few mins on the drum set, shirtless, with funk ass
a little jazzy hybrid sesh
then finally succumbed to the siren song of the shower
conditioner on the butthole is a must on a diarrhea day
helps replenish essential bio-botanicals and lipids
a little jazzy hybrid sesh
then finally succumbed to the siren song of the shower
conditioner on the butthole is a must on a diarrhea day
helps replenish essential bio-botanicals and lipids
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 10:19 pm
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 11:55 pm
bodysnatcher wrote:Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 29, 2025 11:57 pm
Tangy is a fantastic word to describe diarrhea.Ello Sailor wrote:Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 12:30 am
Nice, long log today but too much wiping.
7.3/10
7.3/10
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 12:06 pm
three large solid logs this morning
pleasantly surprised in light of yesterday's tangy diarrhea episode
the lord works in mysterious ways
pleasantly surprised in light of yesterday's tangy diarrhea episode
the lord works in mysterious ways
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 9:07 pm
Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.