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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 9:58 pm
by 96583UP
dad wrote:Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.
need that on a t-shirt
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 9:59 pm
by spike
It doesn’t get more Chicago than that.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:01 pm
by dad
it was worth it.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:09 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I'd die. Even just peeing in a port-o-potty for 12 seconds seems like torture.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:29 pm
by spike
We’re all just animals, Len.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:30 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:We’re all just animals, Len.
I'd rather not be
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:36 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:We’re all just animals, Len.
I'd rather not be
You shit and you stink, you’re real join the club
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 10:38 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:We’re all just animals, Len.
I'd rather not be
You shit and you stink, you’re real join the club
f*ck darwin
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 11:00 pm
by dad
I also pooped in a jewel-osco a couple days ago.
Had Shaw’s, followed by some nasty bud lights and a shot of malort the night prior.
Port-o’s are gross, but it was beyond satisfying.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 11:07 pm
by spike
Haha I know that Jewel if it’s the one closest to Shaw’s. Not the bathroom though.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat August 30, 2025 11:10 pm
by dad
spike wrote:Haha I know that Jewel if it’s the one closest to Shaw’s. Not the bathroom though.
The one I pooped in was close to wicker park.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun August 31, 2025 3:19 pm
by bodysnatcher
dad wrote:Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.
Good timing though! At least you weren't on the tour
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun August 31, 2025 3:21 pm
by bodysnatcher
Ate a bowl of shredded wheat "cereal" this morning. If there was such thing as a big Lego poop emoji set, that's probably what I will poop later.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun August 31, 2025 3:53 pm
by Anders
Good luck.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 1:54 pm
by dad
dropped a piano-sized dump at work this morning.
feeling absolutely refreshed.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 9:25 pm
by spike
Take the Stein Way
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu September 11, 2025 11:30 am
by 96583UP
i am crapping right now
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu September 11, 2025 3:33 pm
by dad
dropped a pommel horse this morning.
thanks to oats, kidney beans, chick peas, spinach, chia seeds, flax, and any other fruit and veg I’ve met along the way.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu September 11, 2025 3:37 pm
by 96583UP
fk yeah
<high fives, then sniffs palm>
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 13, 2025 12:23 am
by spike
Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.