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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 13, 2025 12:29 am
by spike
Maybe it was the chlorine air at the pool this morning, or could it be last night’s glasses of Barossa Valley Pinot.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 13, 2025 12:34 am
by dad
spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.
hell yeah.
I love an Abe Froman reference.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 13, 2025 3:30 am
by daft twat
spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.
I once read something in college that used the phrase “nose cone of the poop log.” It has stuck with me.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed September 17, 2025 12:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
Just crapped out a full grown redwood tree
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed September 17, 2025 12:38 pm
by 96583UP
congrats!
i had a lot of rice, beans, and corn yesterday and dropped some satisfying logs this morning
three cheers for poop
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed September 17, 2025 1:17 pm
by Self
somebody set my guts to liquify, last night :/
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri September 19, 2025 12:48 pm
by bodysnatcher
Pretty excellent deposit this morning. Nothing extreme just a nice release. But, I had the most foul, disgusting, putrid, otherworldly fart that came out afterward. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. I imagine it's what the Big Bang might have smelled like with all of those gases exploding together.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri September 19, 2025 1:18 pm
by wease
Had to lighten the load before boarding at BNA earlier. Dropped a nice solid load that seemed to be the plug for other, not so solid debris. I thought it would never stop. Felt a lot better afterwards, tho.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri September 19, 2025 7:28 pm
by 96583UP
some great craps today
did salad, rice n beans, corn yday
all did their jobs
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 1:14 am
by Self
elderly poster behind a keyboard in a shit thread
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 1:15 am
by Self
honestly can't fathom how we got here
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 3:18 am
by spike
1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 1:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
Self wrote:honestly can't fathom how we got here
Nature + openness and honesty
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 1:38 pm
by 96583UP
5 year gaps between pearl jam albums (that underwhelm)
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat September 20, 2025 9:59 pm
by spike
spike wrote:1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.
Getting right to it today. Relieved.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 22, 2025 1:57 pm
by bodysnatcher
Starting the week off on such a great note that it can only go downhill from here
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun September 28, 2025 12:16 am
by spike
Drank a lot of beer yesterday. On my third deposit of the morning.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun September 28, 2025 12:31 am
by 96583UP
these days my next-day-beer poo smells more methaney than ever
also prob bc i tend to drink more than ever
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 5:54 pm
by bodysnatcher
Terrible Monday poops. Everything is coming out gooey. I've used half a roll of toilet paper wiping poop toothpaste off that cavity.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 5:56 pm
by bodysnatcher
just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.