What movies are you watching?

[BurtReynolds]

Banshees. Great movie about creative guys just trying to get shit done in a world of busybody nice guys who have to inflict their bullshit on everyone else and making everything worse.

[dad]

We should team up and beat the sh*t out of Jorge.

Good idea. He’s very tall. A lot of poop in there.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

We should team up and beat the sh*t out of Jorge.

Good idea. He’s very tall. A lot of poop in there.

I'll take the front.

[tree_]

Banshees. Great movie about creative guys just trying to get shit done in a world of busybody nice guys who have to inflict their bullshit on everyone else and making everything worse.

Very shallow take away

[BurtReynolds]

Banshees. Great movie about creative guys just trying to get shit done in a world of busybody nice guys who have to inflict their bullshit on everyone else and making everything worse.

Very shallow take away

Your take was that it made you sad. Shut up.

[dad]

We should team up and beat the sh*t out of Jorge.

Good idea. He’s very tall. A lot of poop in there.

I'll take the front.

We’re going to bang the sh*t out of him.

[tree_]

Banshees. Great movie about creative guys just trying to get shit done in a world of busybody nice guys who have to inflict their bullshit on everyone else and making everything worse.

Very shallow take away

Your take was that it made you sad. Shut up.

Nnnnt WRONG

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

[BurtReynolds]

Banshees. Great movie about creative guys just trying to get shit done in a world of busybody nice guys who have to inflict their bullshit on everyone else and making everything worse.

Very shallow take away

Your take was that it made you sad. Shut up.

Nnnnt WRONG

Distract me from my work again and I'll throw a finger at your door.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

[tree_]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

What about women

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

Impossible. A dog's love is unconditional and infinitely patient.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Dogs are dumb.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

What about women

Superior to men because a man must struggle towards a state of egoism, but for women it's the most natural state in the world. I only allow women in my union of egoists.

[tree_]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

Impossible. A dog's love is unconditional and infinitely patient.

It’s a thought exercise. What if you weren’t as special as you thought? So you were just mean for no reason but egotistical delusions. Everyone’s gonna die eventually, so even if you are remembered for something ultimately it doesn’t matter.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

What about women

Superior to men because a man must struggle towards a state of egoism, but for women it's the most natural state in the world. I only allow women in my union of egoists.

So, your mom and sister?

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

Impossible. A dog's love is unconditional and infinitely patient.

It’s a thought exercise. What if you weren’t as special as you thought? So you were just mean for no reason but egotistical delusions. Everyone’s gonna die eventually, so even if you are remembered for something ultimately it doesn’t matter.

I'd probably just off myself.

[tree_]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

Impossible. A dog's love is unconditional and infinitely patient.

It’s a thought exercise. What if you weren’t as special as you thought? So you were just mean for no reason but egotistical delusions. Everyone’s gonna die eventually, so even if you are remembered for something ultimately it doesn’t matter.

I'd probably just off myself.

Maybe just being nice and enjoying moments together is all that really matters

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sad that Burt doesn't like friends.

I can't think of anything more useless these days. Except my dog, of course.

Well how would you feel if your dog all of a sudden thought he was God’s gift to men and too good for his owner anymore

Impossible. A dog's love is unconditional and infinitely patient.

It’s a thought exercise. What if you weren’t as special as you thought? So you were just mean for no reason but egotistical delusions. Everyone’s gonna die eventually, so even if you are remembered for something ultimately it doesn’t matter.

I'd probably just off myself.

Maybe just being nice and enjoying moments together is all that really matters

That post is so stupid it's worth 4 fingers.