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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 6:23 pm
by 96583UP
bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes
i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning
spent all day watching football and eating food
could use a bidet
almost sharted at one point while peeing too
been that kinda day
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 6:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
96583UP wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes
i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning
spent all day watching football and eating food
could use a bidet
almost sharted at one point while peeing too
been that kinda day
I have a bunch of butt wipes so I don't know if a bidet is something I want to drop $$ on right now. At least not until I'm out of but wipes. I also need new shoes.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 7:51 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
The bidet attachment we have has been a game changer. I always get irritated if my wife is using our bathroom and I have to go to one of the other ones in the house that don't have it.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 7:53 pm
by 96583UP
you got a link? amazon/home depot etc
i'm interested
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 8:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
We just got one off Amazon. Not one of the super expensive ones. I think it was like $50
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 8:49 pm
by 96583UP
is it from Jina ?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 9:42 pm
by spike
bodysnatcher wrote:96583UP wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes
i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning
spent all day watching football and eating food
could use a bidet
almost sharted at one point while peeing too
been that kinda day
I have a bunch of butt wipes so I don't know if a bidet is something I want to drop $$ on right now. At least not until I'm out of but wipes. I also need new shoes.
Is the new shos need related to the Monday poopacalypse?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 9:42 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:is it from Jina ?
I think you’re on Temu, man.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 9:51 pm
by bodysnatcher
You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 9:56 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
I was with you until the end
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 9:58 pm
by dad
wease wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
I was with you until the end
I actually think it’s plausible.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 10:01 pm
by spike
Bidet is French for “huma mouth spout” so I think you’re onto something.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 10:06 pm
by bodysnatcher
Born 300 years too late. I could be swimming in bidet fortune
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon September 29, 2025 10:12 pm
by dad
bodysnatcher wrote:I could be swimming in bidet fortune.
I am so close to making this my signature.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:09 am
by E.H. Ruddock
96583UP wrote:is it from Jina ?
No it has a more normal name. Next time i go upstairs I’ll look at the name
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:20 am
by 96583UP
thanks
and please,
also,
next time you are washing your butthole,
think of me
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:23 am
by bodysnatcher
Edit: Wrong thread
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed October 01, 2025 3:35 pm
by dad
I put so much poop in the doo doo machine today.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed October 01, 2025 9:45 pm
by 96583UP
I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole
as per my request
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu October 02, 2025 1:06 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
96583UP wrote:I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole
as per my request
Tushy is the brand we have.