Star Wars: Rogue One

[E.H. Ruddock]

SOPILER

[dimejinky99]

SOPILER

I hope you get night squirts.


Don't do that to my heart. Not able for it.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I mean, I thought it was assumed they all die though, right?

[Rangi Guy]

I kind of hope Jyn has a brutal death in this now

[dimejinky99]

Reys grandma dies in this

[dimejinky99]

*and her grandpa dies in the sequel

[E.H. Ruddock]

Seriously though. You guys aren't expecting anyone to live, right?

[dimejinky99]

Been avoiding spoilers but apparently it's a super happy uplifting ending.


How I don't know but let's see

[Strat]

Seriously though. You guys aren't expecting anyone to live, right?

Not like they couldnt keep Jyn alive and bring her back in Episode 10 or something....

[Strat]

Or even 9 for that matter

[Rangi Guy]

Funny the way nobody is saying they wanna watch revenge of the Sith to see how it gels with rogue one.

But Rogue One doesn't pick up straight after the events of ROTS

[McParadigm]

Even with how I feel about all this, I read the NY Times article and thought, "geez, that's really mean."

[epilogue]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

[Strat]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

[McParadigm]

Collider

[McParadigm]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.

[McParadigm]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.

Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?

[Strat]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.

Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?

1 million

[McParadigm]

Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.

Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?

1 million

Engage.