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Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:18 am
by E.H. Ruddock
theplatypus wrote:SOPILER

:lol:

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:24 am
by dimejinky99
theplatypus wrote:SOPILER

I hope you get night squirts.


Don't do that to my heart. Not able for it.

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:26 am
by E.H. Ruddock
I mean, I thought it was assumed they all die though, right?

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:27 am
by Rangi Guy
I kind of hope Jyn has a brutal death in this now

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:30 am
by dimejinky99
Reys grandma dies in this

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:30 am
by dimejinky99
*and her grandpa dies in the sequel

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:31 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Seriously though. You guys aren't expecting anyone to live, right?

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:32 am
by dimejinky99
Been avoiding spoilers but apparently it's a super happy uplifting ending.


How I don't know but let's see

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:33 am
by Strat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Seriously though. You guys aren't expecting anyone to live, right?
Not like they couldnt keep Jyn alive and bring her back in Episode 10 or something....

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 12:33 am
by Strat
Or even 9 for that matter

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 1:18 am
by Rangi Guy
dimejinky99 wrote:Funny the way nobody is saying they wanna watch revenge of the Sith to see how it gels with rogue one.
But Rogue One doesn't pick up straight after the events of ROTS

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 2:54 am
by McParadigm
Even with how I feel about all this, I read the NY Times article and thought, "geez, that's really mean."

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:14 am
by epilogue
Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:20 am
by Strat
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:22 am
by McParadigm
durdencommatyler wrote:Collider

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:22 am
by McParadigm
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.
Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:24 am
by E.H. Ruddock
McParadigm wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.
Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.
That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:32 am
by McParadigm
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.
Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.
That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.
Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:40 am
by Strat
McParadigm wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.
Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.
That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.
Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?
1 million

Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Posted: Wed December 14, 2016 3:42 am
by McParadigm
Strat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Every single panelist on Collider's Spoiler Free Review bashed having no crawl. "If any Star Wars movie ever needed to have that opening crawl, it's this one."

Fuck off.

There is ZERO chance that this movie is worse for being crawl-less. Zero. If this movie sucks, it's because of a myriad other reasons. Whether it's good or bad has nothing to do with an opening crawl. And anyone who says differently is a fucking joke.
Every non star wars psycho review has been amazingly positive.
Except, apparently, the New Yorker and ny times.
That review was poorly written. It was basically a bunch of hot takes thrown together as paragraphs.
Speaking of, how many more Star Wars movies will we need to make before Kevin Smith's reaction is no longer a headline somewhere?
1 million
Engage.