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Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:14 pm
by McParadigm
He kinda looks like Pauly Shore movies decided to go real dark all of the sudden in the third act.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:16 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He looks like he knows all the words to Barracuda by Heart.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:17 pm
by McParadigm
He looks like a new season of Doctor Who is past due, but the BBC is broke as shit.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:19 pm
by Kaius
He played Reptile in his high school production of Mortal Kombat: The Musical
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:21 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He assembled his wardrobe with the finest threads Salvation Army had to offer.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:23 pm
by @SkitchP
Whitey McTeeth wrote:He assembled his wardrobe with the finest threads Salvation Army had to offer.
goddamn it. I was totally about to post
Shops at thrift shops out of both a sense of style and necessity.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:25 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He looks like a guy who has just the song "Moves like Jagger" on his Ipod nano.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:28 pm
by McParadigm
He looks like Surge Cola was granted human form just long enough to take its revenge.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:33 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He hopes his mom will finish his new cape before the big prom.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:36 pm
by McParadigm
It will ALWAYS be a combination of the words 'atari,' 'jaguar,' and the number 1993. Stick that up your forced password change, jerk holes!
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:37 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He sees the captcha before it even asks him what word to type.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:38 pm
by McParadigm
He looks like he's been working on this beard for about three and a half weeks, now.
And so far so good.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:46 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
He has a hard time understanding why people won't refer to him as his super hero name.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 4:55 pm
by McParadigm
His very intense 350,000 word My Little Pony fan fiction is available online. It explores the concept of clothing store as path towards godhood, and happens to share a title with this very thread.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 10:29 pm
by BurtReynolds
The fin on his Camry is so big it blocks out the sun.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 10:32 pm
by BurtReynolds
He's been the cover model for mini-truckin' magazine a record 7 times.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 10:40 pm
by BurtReynolds
He's been described as "The Picasso of the airbrush" by notable Panama City homeless people.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 10:41 pm
by BurtReynolds
He insists on correcting anyone who calls it "soccer".
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 11:07 pm
by Kaius
He's never left the friend zone, and plans to keep it that way.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 11:40 pm
by BurtReynolds
He's fucking stoked about The X-games this year. he's projected to finish 8th.