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stip wrote:Lisa It's Your Birthday performed by Bart Simpson and Leon Kompowsky.
Episode: "Stark Raving Dad" SE0301

i expected to see that one a lot sooner
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Onto the final round! If we can get this done by the end of the day tomorrow, voting can begin Friday, I guess.

Teams so far:

EJ
"The Monorail Song" by Lyle Lanley and Residents of Springfield
The S-M-R-T song performed by Homer
"Nah Nah Nah Leader" performed by The Moventarian Cult
"Da Da Da Da Da Da" performed by Homer
"Hail to the Bus Driver" performed by Ralph Wiggum

chud
"We Do" performed by The Stonecutters
"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty" performed by Kamp Krusty kids
"New Orleans" by the Cast of Oh! Streetcar!
"Plow King" jingle performed by Barney and Linda Ronstadt
"Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" performed by Chief Wiggum and Homer Simpson

doug rr
"Dr. Zaius" peformed by Troy McClure and Apes
Flinstones Theme Parody performed by Homer
"The Garbage Man Can" performed by Homer and Ensemble
Cool performed by Homer and Grandpa
"Saxamaphone" performed by Homer

trag
The Simpsons Theme performed by Sonic Youth
"It Was A Very Good Beer" performed by Homer
"HMS Pinafore Revue" performed by Sideshow Bob and Bart Simpson
"Meow Meow Meow Meow (The Purina Meow Mix Jingle)" performed by Homer Simpson
"Hey, Big Spender" performed by Homer and Crowd

Sarge
"Drop Da Bomb (Yvan Eht Nioj)" performed by Party Posse (Bart, Ralph, Nelson, Milhouse)
"We're Sending Our Love Down the Well" performed by Krusty, Sting, and other celebrities
"In The Garden of Eden" performed by First Church of Springfield Congregation
"Union Strike Song" performed by Lisa Simpson
Max Power Song performed by Homer

theplatypus
"See My Vest" performed by Mr. Burns
"We Put the Spring in Springfield" performed by Homer, Belle, and other residents of Springfield
"Theme from a Summer Place" performed by Jasper
"Señor Burns" performed by Tito Puente
"Good Morning Starshine" performed by Mr. Burns, Leonard Nimoy, and the people of Springfield

stip
"Talkin' Softball" performed by Terry Cashman
"Canyonero" performed by Hank Williams, Jr.
"Cut Every Corner" performed by Sharry Bobbins
"Spider Pig" performed by Homer Simpson
"Lisa It's Your Birthday" performed by Bart Simpson and Leon Kompowsky

Simple Torture
"Who Needs the Qwik-E-Mart?" performed by Apu and The Simpsons
"Can I Borrow A Feeling?" performed by Kurt Van Houten
"Flaming Moe's" performed by Kipp Lennon
"There's a Kind of Hush" performed by Lenny
"The Mediocre Presidents" performed by Springfield Elementary Students
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers" performed by Mr. Burns
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Simple Torture wrote:Round 6, Pick 1:

"Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers" performed by Mr. Burns

ah forgot about that one...great pick
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Simple Torture wrote:Round 5, Pick 8: "I died in 30 days!"
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"The Mediocre Presidents" from "I Love Lisa" performed by Springfield Elementary Students

great pick
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st finished strong
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stip can't post his pick because he's on his phone, but he asked me to draft this on his behalf:

Round: 6
Pick Number: 2
Song: "The Amendment Song" performed by The Amendment to Be
Episode: "The Day The Violence Died" SE07EP18
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Your turn, Jorge!
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Strong finish, ST. :thumbsup:
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Round: 6
Pick Number: 3
Song: "Born to Runner Up" performed by Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa
Episode: "Lisa's Rival" SE06EP02
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some great late round picks there
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Ralph Wiggum - Wannabe
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Terrible pick.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:Terrible pick.
Stop being an asshole
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theplatypus wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Terrible pick.
Stop being an asshole
Hey, just because you're trying to be a better person doesn't mean I have to.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:I'm beginning to understand why everyone missed your absence, Jorge.
Jorge would have been the asshole before, though.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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