Red Mosquito

They had to CGI it for the reshoots because he had a mustache for Mission Impossible

Text my brother just sent me:



I kind of don't want to watch it at all now.

LV's brother is LV²

Some fun RT blurbs



Justice League clears the spectacularly low bar set by Batman v Superman. Whether bare adequacy is a compelling reason to extend the franchise is another matter.

It is almost shocking how bad "Justice League" is. When your film makes the viewer long for the coherence and scope of 2015's ill-fated "Fantastic Four," it is a sure sign something has perilously gone wrong.

A C-grade B-movie wherein all involved fully satisfy their contractual obligations.

Dark, brooding, forgettable mashup of DC comic book superheroes not only displays zero chemistry between any of them in this corporate shotgun wedding of prized characters, it also is just plain forgettable

Everyone involved in making "Justice League," and everyone who will eventually see it, deserved something better than this.

A headache. A disorientating, nonsensical, hot mess barely tethered together by the digital blurs of DC Comics' heroes. These heroes appear to need saving from themselves.

A pointless flail of expensive (yet, somehow, cheap-looking) CGI that no amount of tacked-on quips, or even Gadot's luminescent star power, can rescue.

The nicest thing to say about Justice League is that it won't give you a migraine.

Just do one thing well, instead of trying to do six things adequately.

We've seen bad DC movies and bad Marvel movies. But Justice League is something new: It's a bad DC movie and a bad Marvel movie at the same time.

The erratic and fatigue-inducing "Justice League" will leave moviegoers wondering where to assign the blame - and where to find the exits.

Justice League has jokes; that doesn't mean it's funny.

A film that feels so contrived, vying desperately to inject a sense of effervescence, and yet feels so forced and tedious when doing so.

Years from now - or maybe even as you read this - filmmakers are going to use the DC Comics Extended Universe as a prime example of how not to build a movie franchise.

Unfortunately, the universe might not be extended enough to avoid it.

The film is marginally better than last year's sour and dispiriting Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, but that's like saying that dental surgery is preferable to passing a kidney stone.

Weary, joyless and stammering, Affleck's Batman acts more like a corporate recruiter than a caped crusader in this dull, CGI affair.

Justice League isn't funny, because it still believes it has something important to show us. It doesn't.

Guys. THEY PUT AQUAMAN IN JEANS.

A colossal, garish shambles that offers minor relief by being a smidgen less painful than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

The good news is Justice League is not as terrible as you feared. The bad news is it's still a bloated, disjointed affair that makes little sense and a hash of one of the coolest superheroes.

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

People of Earth! Rejoice! The Justice League is here to save the day. Listen. Do you hear that? It's the sound of one hand clapping.

This must go down as the single stupidest, big-budget superhero motion picture ever unleashed upon an unsuspecting public by a major Hollywood studio.

Now it's time for another dour Zack Snyder DC Universe movie, so bring your long face.

Watching Justice League feels like looking at a photo in a wet magazine.

It's the kind of movie you don't necessarily flip past when it shows up on HBO, but that doesn't mean it's good.

Guys. THEY PUT AQUAMAN IN JEANS.

Just got info that Superman actually acts like Superman in this and is a true hero.

That seals it for you, LV.

Poor LV. I feel badly for him.

Im going next week.

I think I want to see this even more now.

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

I bet you've seen more episodes than I have.

wease wrote:Just got info that Superman actually acts like Superman in this and is a true hero.

That seals it for you, LV.

I don't even know what this means. He was extremely heroic in MOS and BVS.

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

I bet you've seen more episodes than I have.

how many have you seen? anyway, i know nothing of a south park and brian boitano connection...he was just the only male figure skater i remember

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

wease wrote:Just got info that Superman actually acts like Superman in this and is a true hero.

That seals it for you, LV.

I don't even know what this means. He was extremely heroic in MOS and BVS.

Don't toy with the kid, LV. You know exactly what he means.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

I bet you've seen more episodes than I have.

how many have you seen? anyway, i know nothing of a south park and brian boitano connection...he was just the only male figure skater i remember

I used to wear a WWBBD bracelet. I was edgy AF in high school, kids.

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

I bet you've seen more episodes than I have.

how many have you seen? anyway, i know nothing of a south park and brian boitano connection...he was just the only male figure skater i remember

I used to wear a WWBBD bracelet. I was edgy AF in high school, kids.

I think the Boitano thing is from the movie.

MissYouAllDay wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Watching Warner Bros. pump out superhero flick after superhero flick over the past four years has felt a little like watching your favorite Olympic figure skater with plenty of star potential flub one triple axel after another.

Do people who aren't figure skaters, or immediate family members of figure skaters, have favorite figure skaters?

gotta be boitano

You only know that name because of South Park.

i've only seen a few episodes of south park

I bet you've seen more episodes than I have.

how many have you seen? anyway, i know nothing of a south park and brian boitano connection...he was just the only male figure skater i remember

I used to wear a WWBBD bracelet. I was edgy AF in high school, kids.

I think the Boitano thing is from the movie.

It is.