The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
96583UP wrote:I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole

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96583UP wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
96583UP wrote:I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole

as per my request
Tushy is the brand we have.
Thanks!

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Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
96583UP wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
96583UP wrote:I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole

as per my request
Tushy is the brand we have.
Thanks!

... and ?
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You know it
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get a bathroom
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Two days with no poo poo's. I'm due.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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mother of god

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wtf
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every wife will want one of these installed for their husbands.
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the smartphone era added another 10+ minutes to each shit
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ha...I remember my dad sitting on the crapper for what seemed liked an hour growing up...one day he sat there in the morning and wrote a letter with pen and paper in hand to the Denver post about how Denver needed and could easily support a Major League Baseball team..this was like 1970 something..memories..it did get printed
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:haha: awesome
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My aunt and uncle had a landline corded phone right next to the toilet.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:My aunt and uncle had a landline corded phone right next to the toilet.
All they needed was a tv
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started the day of with a perfect log

has been a while

credit to the salad at lunch yday
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Just took such an incredible dump. After wiping, had to stand up and look at it for a few seconds. I waved goodbye when I flushed. This must be what it feels like when a parent's child moves out of the house.
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I'm currently taking a really unsatisfying dump. I'm hoping I can redeem myself later.
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toomy wrote:I'm currently taking a really unsatisfying dump. I'm hoping I can redeem myself later.
too compacted or too loose?
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spike wrote:
toomy wrote:I'm currently taking a really unsatisfying dump. I'm hoping I can redeem myself later.
too compacted or too loose?
Too compact and it felt like it cut off early. Had I not recently switched to a bidet it would have been a bad wipe.
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I've been an absolute shit factory lately
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