Red Mosquito

wease wrote:I have now pooped at the Grand Canyon

Congrats! Me too!

I think I was so overwhelmed by the sight of it I got the urge to empty.

It was massive in person.

Spoiler: show

the canyon.

96583UP wrote:feels like i have a big poo brewing

will keep you posted

i did poo

feels like more in there to come though

we shall see

dad wrote:

wease wrote:I have now pooped at the Grand Canyon

Congrats! Me too!

I think I was so overwhelmed by the sight of it I got the urge to empty.

It was massive in person.

Spoiler: show

the canyon.

Right on!

Had a massive Chinese hot pot dinner last night, resulting in massive shitting today.

Laid two bricks then covered them in mortar

Wish I could find some bricks. All I’ve had lately is mortar

had a couple days under-saladed and my poop struggled as a result

but yesterday had a lot of salad and metamucil and getting back on track

just ate some salsa with chips flavored in mexican street corn seasoning, so i will probably explosively shit within 60 minutes

My salad intake has been lacking. What's your go to?

bodysnatcher wrote:My salad intake has been lacking. What's your go to?

i have been loading up on trader joe's prepared salads. they are like $3-$4 each, come in lots of variants with different flavors

96583UP wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:My salad intake has been lacking. What's your go to?

i have been loading up on trader joe's prepared salads. they are like $3-$4 each, come in lots of variants with different flavors

Thank you Jesus for TD's

A moment of silence and reflection for your GI tracts before this most holy of days.

Got on the T this morning as I always do and felt pretty good. I only have two stops before I am off. at the second stop bubble gut

normally they try to break the land speed record once we are moving. they open the doors for like 1.3 seconds and move on.

today I think we took the scenic route.

panic begins to creep. get to my stop and get on the escalator only to have two guys in front of me that do not walk up the escalator like normal people and they are deep in conversation. finally get off the escalator and go to cross the street to my building and have the don't walk signal. seemed like i had to wait for 35 cars before i could walk (more like 3).

get into the building and have to make a rash decision. do i chance the elevators to get me to the 16th floor where our bathroom is right next to the elevators or do i go down to the basement (only two flights of stairs) and use the bathroom there?

i chanced the elevators and much like doug barely made it.

Happy Wednesday

go before you go jer bear

glad it worked out, peeps

my re-saladification yesterday has paid with two pretty decent dumps today so far

kind of not looking forward to thanksgiving

spike wrote:go before you go jer bear

i actually did this morning before i left work. my guess is the mickey dees sausage and cheese bagel was behind this.

the sad part is i park at acrisure stadium. they have porta-pottys in the parking lot. i thought to myself, i feel good but should i do a safety stop

disappointing poop this morning

but i ran out of salad so go figure

sigh

quality logs have arrived

may have been dehydrated

96583UP wrote:quality logs have arrived

may have been dehydrated

Just in time. Don’t forget your post meal fart walk to keep things moving.

I ate dogs with sauerkraut last night and the little parcels basically fell out of me this morning. A lovely innings on the throne.

i think my thanksgiving dump just hit

was like a 2-footer

contiguous

festive