Red Mosquito

I was hoping all the sides I ate yesterday - and I only ate sides - would’ve produced something of substance. Instead, it’s been pathetic.

my condolences

may i suggest multiple salads, falafel, and metamucil to get back on track

I've never had to supply a poop sample to a doctor until this week...I think it messed with my brain and I was unable to poop yesterday..we went for and early Mexican dinner at 4pm and no luck later...I woke up at 3 am this morning and stabbed it with a stick and put it in the fridge right next to the bag of grapes..taking it in this morning

LOL

good luck sir

i had to poop in a bottle once as a kid for a tapeworm test when i lived overseas

suffice it to say the aim was a challenge

96583UP wrote:i had to poop in a bottle once as a kid for a tapeworm test when i lived overseas

suffice it to say the aim was a challenge

did you poop in the bottle or poop and put it into a bottle?

doug rr wrote:

96583UP wrote:i had to poop in a bottle once as a kid for a tapeworm test when i lived overseas

suffice it to say the aim was a challenge

did you poop in the bottle or poop and put it into a bottle?

direct into the bottle

96583UP wrote:

doug rr wrote:

96583UP wrote:i had to poop in a bottle once as a kid for a tapeworm test when i lived overseas

suffice it to say the aim was a challenge

did you poop in the bottle or poop and put it into a bottle?

direct into the bottle

americas got talent

doug rr wrote:I've never had to supply a poop sample to a doctor until this week...I think it messed with my brain and I was unable to poop yesterday..we went for and early Mexican dinner at 4pm and no luck later...I woke up at 3 am this morning and stabbed it with a stick and put it in the fridge right next to the bag of grapes..taking it in this morning

Yeah pretty sure I'd struggle with this too. Did you happen to take a pic of the log?

I've had to poop in containers multiple times. Twice as a teen when I had giardia. Had to poop in a container at home and then scoop out my own poop sample with a little plastic spoon and put it in a tube of liquid. Then throw the rest of the poop into the toilet.

The third time I pooped in a container, I was in my 30s. It was a bucket thing that I had to squat over. I didn't have to do a sample or anything, I just sealed the entire thing and sent it to the lab. The only problem was, the one time I finally decided to shit in it, I completely filled it up. It was like a whole bucket of wet sand from the beach. There must have been about a quarter of an inch between the top of the load and the lid. Wish I could have seen the lab technician's face when they opened it.

This explains so much.

Just walked into the bathroom at the golf course. Someone was in their taking a dump, hit my directly in the face when I entered. Smelled like he had been on a liquid diet of Tang for the last two weeks

bodysnatcher wrote:Just walked into the bathroom at the golf course. Someone was in their taking a dump, hit my directly in the face when I entered. Smelled like he had been on a liquid diet of Tang for the last two weeks

I wonder what he shot.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Just walked into the bathroom at the golf course. Someone was in their taking a dump, hit my directly in the face when I entered. Smelled like he had been on a liquid diet of Tang for the last two weeks

I wonder what he shot.

doo doo, probably.

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Just walked into the bathroom at the golf course. Someone was in their taking a dump, hit my directly in the face when I entered. Smelled like he had been on a liquid diet of Tang for the last two weeks

I wonder what he shot.

doo doo, probably.

Thank you for picking up on that.

Took a 200lb shit this morning

happy 4 u

i was backed up today and then had a big clear out around 1pm

felt good