Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

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Rank Lightning Bolt

5 stars
1
1%
4 stars
4
5%
3 stars
29
37%
2 stars
30
38%
1 star
14
18%
 
Total votes: 78

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:You're reading into it too deeply. I made an ironic joke, in the style of a member of the Pit: OMG YOU DON'T LIKE "PORCH", YOU'RE NOT A PJ FAN, GO LISTEN TO CREED." I was hoping you'd take it as the joke that it was. I've never creamed myself over GTF either. I like it, but it's not the Second Coming. It's not even a first one.
There is a hell of a lot of sex talk in this post.

So we're okay now.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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AllNiteThing wrote:
harmless wrote:
AllNiteThing wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
AllNiteThing wrote:
harmless wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
AllNiteThing wrote:
lecherouslittlestump wrote:So, Siren...what do we all think? BOB was right when he said '5 minute pop song' but this wasn't the song I was hoping it to be. It's not...epic enough.
I'll bite...where did you hear it? :?
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Helpful. :thumbsup:
It really was.

The insinuation I'm a fool or the nifty graphic doing the job of conveying the message?
I'll bite.

Lecherous little troll has given us about 10 different fake tracklists, just for fun, and has also been pretending to have heard the songs. For weeks now.

Oh, so in other words he's a known troll? Gotcha. I had a hunch and should have known before responding to him. :oops:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:You're reading into it too deeply. I made an ironic joke, in the style of a member of the Pit: OMG YOU DON'T LIKE "PORCH", YOU'RE NOT A PJ FAN, GO LISTEN TO CREED." I was hoping you'd take it as the joke that it was. I've never creamed myself over GTF either. I like it, but it's not the Second Coming. It's not even a first one.
i never actually came to it but its a beautiful song nonetheless
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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McParadigm wrote:
harmless wrote:You're reading into it too deeply. I made an ironic joke, in the style of a member of the Pit: OMG YOU DON'T LIKE "PORCH", YOU'RE NOT A PJ FAN, GO LISTEN TO CREED." I was hoping you'd take it as the joke that it was. I've never creamed myself over GTF either. I like it, but it's not the Second Coming. It's not even a first one.
There is a hell of a lot of sex talk in this post.

So we're okay now.
:hooray:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Sex talk makes every thread better.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Lounge Lizard wrote:
harmless wrote:You're reading into it too deeply. I made an ironic joke, in the style of a member of the Pit: OMG YOU DON'T LIKE "PORCH", YOU'RE NOT A PJ FAN, GO LISTEN TO CREED." I was hoping you'd take it as the joke that it was. I've never creamed myself over GTF either. I like it, but it's not the Second Coming. It's not even a first one.
i never actually came to it but its a beautiful song nonetheless
I just did in the bathroom at work a couple of minutes ago...it was EPIC! :lol:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:Sex talk makes every thread better.
I know I'm moist.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
its like saying "i'm gonna fuck you till you love me" in much pleasanter words
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Lounge Lizard wrote:
harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
its like saying "i'm gonna fuck you till you love me" in much pleasanter words
:heartbeat:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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These lines made me queer!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Judging by the sudden pause in posting you are not alone harmless
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of Pride my friend.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:
harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
its like saying "i'm gonna fuck you till you love me" in much pleasanter words
:heartbeat:
Guys, the "love that is saved" is the pool of jizz in his belly button.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
Not that I've ever put much thought into Vedder's lyrics, but I have no idea what he's trying to say with that line.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Birds in Hell wrote:
harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
Not that I've ever put much thought into Vedder's lyrics, but I have no idea what he's trying to say with that line.
:lol: Me neither.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Birds in Hell wrote:
harmless wrote:"He still gives his love, he just gives it away. The love he receives is the love that is saved."

Now, that's nothing if not sexy.
Not that I've ever put much thought into Vedder's lyrics, but I have no idea what he's trying to say with that line.
I literally just explained what he was saying. Couldn't be more clear.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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I like to think of GTF as Ed fully giving into his God complex and preaching about how great he is and lucky we all are to have him, despite how terrible we are.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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I think that's the closest anyone's ever... come.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I like to think of GTF as Ed fully giving into his God complex and preaching about how great he is and lucky we all are to have him, despite how terrible we are.
And that whole thing just passed under our radars without us even knowing. Bravo, Ed! We didn't start calling him an egotistical dickhead until a decade later.
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