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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri April 19, 2019 5:44 am
by LoathedVermin72
washing machine wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bart wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Why do people build cities in swamps?
I know, it’s inseine.
nice one, bart..that took over 24 hours though

we need these jokes in real thames
That was an Amazon' set of posts.
Burt you do realize you’ve essentially sunken to the level of PJ song title puns here...how are you going to live with yourself
With a coping mechanism. Maybe de nile?
FUCK YOU :lol:

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri April 19, 2019 5:55 am
by dimejinky99
Another awful pun in 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 3:39 am
by BurtReynolds
Tragic story:
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Obese American passenger who made Taiwanese flight attendants wipe his butt dies in Thailand

https://shanghai.ist/2019/04/18/obese-a ... 5RgbUhb8Zc

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 3:42 am
by Jorge
Finally, he called on them to come inside and wipe his ass for him, threatening to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight if they would not. Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied.
My god

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 4:01 am
by simple schoolboy
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/dal ... el-crimes/

I'm sure this will end well.

Everyone: please provide basic law enforcement.

Cities: if no one's been shot, why bother showing up?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 5:08 pm
by Jammer XCI
There was a pretty bad earthquake in Manila today

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 5:53 pm
by Bi_3
simple schoolboy wrote:https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/dal ... el-crimes/

I'm sure this will end well.

Everyone: please provide basic law enforcement.

Cities: if no one's been shot, why bother showing up?

Yup. Either the rules exist or they don’t.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 6:58 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I am all for not prosecuting low-level drug offenses. The rules might exist, but they are unjust and awful, and good for this guy for recognizing that.

The theft stuff...uh, I am less for that.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 9:52 pm
by bune
So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 11:05 pm
by BurtReynolds
Image

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 11:23 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
bune wrote: So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?
Hopefully the pig fucking one

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon April 22, 2019 11:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
I think Melania has that one covered.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Tue April 23, 2019 1:25 am
by verb_to_trust
BurtReynolds wrote:I think Melania has that one covered.
No way she fucks him.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Tue April 23, 2019 11:24 am
by Bi_3
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bune wrote: So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?
Hopefully the pig fucking one
Nah, it will be the Bryce Howard “likes” one. They’ll be called Acceptable Opinon Credits, or AOCs. Any disagreement will be met with social ostracism.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Tue April 23, 2019 3:07 pm
by bune
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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu April 25, 2019 12:56 am
by E.H. Ruddock

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:16 am
by bune
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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 2:44 am
by E.H. Ruddock
I can't find the article now, but I read today that some guy had a stroke and damaged an eye after trying to pop his neck

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 5:10 pm
by Norah
Bi_3 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bune wrote: So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?
Hopefully the pig fucking one
Nah, it will be the Bryce Howard “likes” one. They’ll be called Acceptable Opinon Credits, or AOCs. Any disagreement will be met with social ostracism.
Do you host a talk show on AM radio?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 5:30 pm
by verb_to_trust
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I can't find the article now, but I read today that some guy had a stroke and damaged an eye after trying to pop his neck
Wow what a loser