Red Mosquito

I needed a coffee refill so I got up from my desk to walk to the kitchen. For absolutely no reason I made a turn and walked into my dark bathroom.

Should I run for president?

I’ll vote for you

I bet green fees would go down nationwide. You have my full support.

will you be able to bring the cost of a dozen titleists back to $15?

Basic universal mulligans on every hole, please.

I’d get rid of net double bogey max on the handicap index, that’s for sure

Sounds good! What about social safety nets for pitching wedge replacement? Mine is dysfunctional.

have you ever said the vowels out loud in Celine Dion?

No, but now I’m going to try by singing Old MacDonald had a farm.

doug rr wrote:have you ever said the vowels out loud in Celine Dion?

I just told my oldest to do this and he says them in French.

How do we know that the northern hemisphere is actually the northern hemisphere? What if we’re looking at the galaxy upside down and it’s actually the southern hemisphere? How do we know we’re circling the sun on a horizontal plane? What if we’re actually on a vertical plane and the northern hemisphere is actually the western hemisphere?

Probably worth consulting Alex Filippenko for the answers you seek.

Who the heck is Alex Filipino?

bodysnatcher wrote:How do we know that the northern hemisphere is actually the northern hemisphere? What if we’re looking at the galaxy upside down and it’s actually the southern hemisphere? How do we know we’re circling the sun on a horizontal plane? What if we’re actually on a vertical plane and the northern hemisphere is actually the western hemisphere?

Spike moving to Aus has fried your brain. I'm sorry you can't have what he has, Snatch, but that's just the way it is.

bodysnatcher wrote:Who the heck is Alex Filipino?

He’s an astrophysicist whose team discovered that the universe is expanding.

pepperwhiteMFC wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Who the heck is Alex Filipino?

He’s an astrophysicist whose team discovered that the universe is expanding.

I’ll email him to see if he’s hiring

bodysnatcher wrote:

pepperwhiteMFC wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Who the heck is Alex Filipino?

He’s an astrophysicist whose team discovered that the universe is expanding.

I’ll email him to see if he’s hiring

He’s a little weird - fair warning.
https://youtu.be/sKnd6iwl49w?si=mpmdnvpMGdoGG-vt

"no left turns" should be a new traffic rule. think about it

tree_ wrote:"no left turns" should be a new traffic rule. think about it