Red Mosquito

my left shoulder feels fucked up again...back to working with the stretch bands when we get back

Ello Sailor wrote:It probably is from carrying around the kid. What part of the forearm?

Wrist to elbow, homie.

sore neck and back today

my knees make a loud crack whenever i stand up from sitting.

spike wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:It probably is from carrying around the kid. What part of the forearm?

Wrist to elbow, homie.

Inner wrist to elbow? Could be tendonitis. Usually due to hyper-extension or lifting from full extension. It's a pain in the ass but should come right if you make the wife carry kiddo for a bit.

Which reminds me, the other day I saw this yummy mummy carrying her newborn in one of those front-packs while pushing her toddler in a stroller. She must've weighed 90 lbs max. What a flex.

Discovered today that I have a narrow nasal passage. or passages. Not sure how many there are.

Need to do some coke. Easy fix.

Ello Sailor wrote:

spike wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:It probably is from carrying around the kid. What part of the forearm?

Wrist to elbow, homie.

Inner wrist to elbow? Could be tendonitis. Usually due to hyper-extension or lifting from full extension. It's a pain in the ass but should come right if you make the wife carry kiddo for a bit.

So I’m fucked.

Ello Sailor wrote:Which reminds me, the other day I saw this yummy mummy carrying her newborn in one of those front-packs while pushing her toddler in a stroller. She must've weighed 90 lbs max. What a flex.

I was hiking up a mountain a few years ago pre kid, and it was kinda kicking my ass by the end. Then I see a little thing coming down from the peak with a kid strapped on her back and I felt like a total pussy.

After spending all day yesterday doing yard shit, it’s all I can do just to move around today. I had planned on mowing this afternoon but fuck that shit.

Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

My thigh it was my thigh!

I deserve it for playing such terrible softball.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

My thigh it was my thigh!

I deserve it for playing such terrible softball.

did you pull it calling balls and strikes?

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

My thigh it was my thigh!

I deserve it for playing such terrible softball.

did you pull it calling balls and strikes?

No I pulled it going for a gapper, to be followed by my standard terrible throw to the infield.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

My thigh it was my thigh!

I deserve it for playing such terrible softball.

did you pull it calling balls and strikes?

No I pulled it going for a gapper, to be followed by my standard terrible throw to the infield.

Time to hang it up, grandpa.

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe it will be better in the morning, but I strained my pretty hard this evening. The more still i've been since the worse it's hurting.

are you drunk?

My thigh it was my thigh!

I deserve it for playing such terrible softball.

did you pull it calling balls and strikes?

No I pulled it going for a gapper, to be followed by my standard terrible throw to the infield.

Time to hang it up, grandpa.

Another 41 year old may have really messed up his ankle on the first play of the game. He's our best player and we're already a dumpster fire

Thinking about it, i'm pretty sure 43 is the average age of our team.