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Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 8:48 pm
by PHATJ
tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 8:50 pm
by tree_
PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:08 pm
by doug rr
tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:14 pm
by tree_
doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:20 pm
by doug rr
tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call
a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:21 pm
by tree_
doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call
a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough
there are no lyfts in or near the woods
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:24 pm
by run2death
62ish?
Walking home after the England game. It's 107 degrees.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:25 pm
by doug rr
tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call
a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough
there are no lyfts in or near the woods
have you ever poked a dead body with a stick in the woods?
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue July 03, 2018 9:25 pm
by tree_
doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:doug rr wrote:tree_ wrote:PHATJ wrote:tree_ wrote:My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.
It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night
You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.
Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer
... You ruin everything, PHATJ!
just get a lyft
I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call
a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough
there are no lyfts in or near the woods
have you ever poked a dead body with a stick in the woods?
With my penis? Yes. Otherwise, no.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sat July 07, 2018 11:31 pm
by tree_
3.89
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sun July 08, 2018 1:32 am
by doone
Not as much as predicted but buzzed nonetheless.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sun July 08, 2018 4:45 am
by chewm
60%
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sun July 08, 2018 7:18 am
by chewm
75
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sun January 20, 2019 8:45 pm
by tree_
3.89
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Sun January 20, 2019 10:32 pm
by tree_
38 %
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue January 22, 2019 10:27 pm
by Monkey_Driven
0 percent.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Tue January 22, 2019 10:30 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
never
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Wed January 23, 2019 5:49 am
by tree_
2
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Wed January 23, 2019 3:08 pm
by Monkey_Driven
0 percent again. I had an IPA last night, so I probably was around 3 percent.
Re: How drunk are you right now?
Posted: Wed January 23, 2019 4:12 pm
by washing machine
I don’t drink too much anymore. Mostly wine, actually. However, On Monday night, things got a little sideways for me after having a couple of cocktails at the neighborhood lounge and then hitting up $3.50 Jager night at one of our dive bar spots. I don’t even like Jager. I just like a deal.
I had been abstaining from alcohol for the week prior and I hadn’t eaten that much that day (plus I’d gone for a short run leading up to the binge session.)
Long story short, all I remember is playing a bunch of Deftones songs on the jukebox, making the Sandra Bullock threads in A&E from my phone, then getting home and projectile vomiting what looked like blood but was hopefully just from the rare steak I had from said dive bar.