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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 2:22 pm
by Electromatic
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]

Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 4:52 pm
by Green Habit
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 4:57 pm
by Simple Torture
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 5:01 pm
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Well, they will lead the league in cap space in 2017--money to burn...

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 5:58 pm
by Electromatic
Green Habit wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Well, they will lead the league in cap space in 2017--money to burn...

I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 6:25 pm
by Green Habit
Electromatic wrote:I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.
Only team that's up against the cap floor is the Raiders, and it's only by a few million. A Derek Carr extension would easily fix that, and even if they can't agree on that, it's only a cash penalty, not cap--they'd just have to distribute that few million back to the players that played under them from 2013-2016.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon December 19, 2016 9:47 pm
by Electromatic
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.
Only team that's up against the cap floor is the Raiders, and it's only by a few million. A Derek Carr extension would easily fix that, and even if they can't agree on that, it's only a cash penalty, not cap--they'd just have to distribute that few million back to the players that played under them from 2013-2016.

They could do one better and distribute that money to a stadium that doesn't have a freaking infield for the first month of the season like some kind of rec league... but I guess the tax base in Las Vegas is gearing up for that.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 4:49 pm
by Green Habit
Harsh not to give this guy one more chance against his former team.

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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 4:50 pm
by epilogue
Wow.

I mean, we all knew it was coming. But, yeah, I'm surprised they didn't let him captain the final game.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 4:51 pm
by Green Habit
Looks like this guy was fired, too. (I'm not using a Bills image because this GIF is just too good and appropriate.)

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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 4:52 pm
by epilogue
Where do they land next season? LA? Jacksonville?

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 4:53 pm
by Green Habit
durdencommatyler wrote:Where do they land next season? LA? Jacksonville?
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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 5:07 pm
by numbers
I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 7:02 pm
by Simple Torture
Green Habit wrote:Looks like this guy was fired, too. (I'm not using a Bills image because this GIF is just too good and appropriate.)

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http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 44#p655244

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 11:44 pm
by Mecca
numbers wrote:I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.
hey, fuck you! i've never wished something so horrible for you, mick

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Tue December 27, 2016 11:52 pm
by numbers
Mecca wrote:
numbers wrote:I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.
hey, fuck you! i've never wished something so horrible for you, mick
Sorry, I need to think more about how things impact those around me.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Sun January 01, 2017 4:03 am
by Simple Torture

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Sun January 01, 2017 4:15 am
by Green Habit
This guy's gonna be gone too, and it's more significant.

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Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Sun January 01, 2017 4:50 am
by Simple Torture
I will personally help Kelly look for lakefront property near Orchard Park.

Re: The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

Posted: Mon January 02, 2017 1:44 am
by Green Habit
I wouldn't mind him back in Denver as an OC.

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