Red Mosquito

It can never be sated.

I just got a news alert.

Aren't you gonna post it?

run2death wrote:I just got a news alert.

Aren't you gonna post it?

(Quickly deletes draft) no

So...uh...how about that new GRRM book?

It's fantastic.

I'm sure McP is an expert on epic fantasy.

run2death wrote:I'm sure McP is an expert on epic fantasy.

Nearly every series that has ever started good overstayed its welcome and has a shit ending debate me

cutuphalfdead wrote:It's fantastic.

Is it a novel or some kind of history thing?

McParadigm wrote:

run2death wrote:I'm sure McP is an expert on epic fantasy.

Nearly every series that has ever started good overstayed its welcome and has a shit ending debate me

I would, but I'm sure there are only about four people on Earth who could live up to your definition of "quality" literary debate.

The rest of us would just get a Nic Cage gif.

this throwdown in a nutshell:

McP posts innocuous stuff about Fox News being Fox News

R2D has a flashback to his days operating a gutenberg printing press in Da Nang and throws a lopsided swing at McP

McP calmly steps out of the way

R2D refuses to calm down and attempts to rush McP but trips over a desk covered in papers

McP helps R2D up and offers to give him a ride home

R2D begins a soliloquy about how 'home' doesn't exist anymore since that day in Da Nang. There can never be Home again.

McP slowly backs out of the room and heads toward the parking lot

Exile in Guyville begins to be heard blaring from the now closed office door

McP reaches his car door and stops, convinced he may have heard a loud single 'bang', but that it must just be the music

Fin

96583UP wrote:this throwdown in a nutshell:

McP posts innocuous stuff about Fox News being Fox News

R2D has a flashback to his days operating a gutenberg printing press in Da Nang and throws a lopsided swing at McP

McP calmly steps out of the way

R2D refuses to calm down and attempts to rush McP but trips over a desk covered in papers

McP helps R2D up and offers to give him a ride home

R2D begins a soliloquy about how 'home' doesn't exist anymore since that day in Da Nang. There can never be Home again.

McP slowly backs out of the room and heads toward the parking lot

Exile in Guyville begins to be heard blaring from the now closed office door

McP reaches his car door and stops, convinced he may have heard a loud single 'bang', but that it must just be the music

Fin

will you write my wedding vows

i'll need a six pack of keystone light, a pack of cigarettes, and a large bag of funyons

96583UP wrote:this throwdown in a nutshell:

McP posts innocuous stuff about Fox News being Fox News

R2D has a flashback to his days operating a gutenberg printing press in Da Nang and throws a lopsided swing at McP

McP calmly steps out of the way

R2D refuses to calm down and attempts to rush McP but trips over a desk covered in papers

McP helps R2D up and offers to give him a ride home

R2D begins a soliloquy about how 'home' doesn't exist anymore since that day in Da Nang. There can never be Home again.

McP slowly backs out of the room and heads toward the parking lot

Exile in Guyville begins to be heard blaring from the now closed office door

McP reaches his car door and stops, convinced he may have heard a loud single 'bang', but that it must just be the music

Fin

You elevate all of us

all i ask for in return is pollster rights

I appreciate R2D's unquenchable fury.

Nice, 96583UP.

I give that summary 3 pointless gifs, 12 news alerts and 7 straw men.

i am most comfortable on page C12 next to the JCPenney ad

96583UP wrote:i am most comfortable on page C12 next to the JCPenney ad

JCPenny (and Dillard's) sunk many small- to medium-sized newspapers by pulling there advertising in the mid-aughts.