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doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
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doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.
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Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.
I actually know 2 good poop stories about her
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doug rr wrote:
Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.
I actually know 2 good poop stories about her
Tell them.
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driving north tomorrow to fill up on oysters..will hit a seafood shop on the way home to buy some fish and stop at a nursery to get a couple bushes that attract monarch butterflies
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driving up to Vancouver to see in laws and stay with friends..apparently we have get the FIL a new phone and walk him through it..he's 86..staying with my chef friend so we'll just be eating, drinking and floating in the pool..watch the PGA championship..we're making cabbage rolls
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date night friday, maybe saturday too...why not.

probably need to mow. i think we're going to wash our cars. i've got to replace a couple of puck lights in the house.

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Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.
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Got a great friend visiting from our old home town and lucky enough we are able to head off for the weekend to my MiL's holiday house up the coast. Should be cool.

But I'd rather be hanging with wease.
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wease wrote:Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.
crushing it
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wease wrote:Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.
Jorge manages both
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Any plans for the start of summer?
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yeah, you?
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friends coming up from Seattle and spending the night..going to the neighbors house for drinks at 330...I'm a bit confused because I dont know if the neighbors are serving any food...our friends will be with us and if its just drinks I need to come up with something for dinner
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Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.
untuck your shirt and break 80...nobody will mess with you
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.
untuck your shirt and break 80...nobody will mess with you
I’m not sure I will break 120. One of the other guys in the group may not be much better than me though, at least.
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Spent several hours on the tooner midday, got a little burnt. Kid is happy to just sit there, snack, and read books. Glorious.

Sitting out on the deck now, smoking BRATS for dinner.
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I have a condiment suggestion for those brats
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