Red Mosquito

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 5:24 pm**

doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..

‘guns are for keeping the king of england out of your face’ -Hershel Krustovsky

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 8:01 pm**

Nothing

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 8:05 pm**

doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..

I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 8:07 pm**

Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.

I actually know 2 good poop stories about her

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 9:09 pm**

doug rr wrote:
Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:on Friday I will be slow cooking a pork shoulder..my best friend and his wife are driving down from Vancouver..as you know, my wife is Canadian as well and they all have a thing for the royal stuff...anyway, my wife and my friends wife are going to stay up all night to watch the king stuff that starts at 2am this time..weather permitting my buddy and I will go play a round of golf and then come home to make pork tacos and watch the Kentucky derby..
I would love to hear more about your best friend's wife and her poop habits. Let us know if you notice anything while she's staying at your house.
I actually know 2 good poop stories about her

Tell them.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2023 5:14 pm**

driving north tomorrow to fill up on oysters..will hit a seafood shop on the way home to buy some fish and stop at a nursery to get a couple bushes that attract monarch butterflies

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2023 3:08 pm**

driving up to Vancouver to see in laws and stay with friends..apparently we have get the FIL a new phone and walk him through it..he's 86..staying with my chef friend so we'll just be eating, drinking and floating in the pool..watch the PGA championship..we're making cabbage rolls

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2023 3:25 pm**

date night friday, maybe saturday too...why not.

probably need to mow. i think we're going to wash our cars. i've got to replace a couple of puck lights in the house.

last basketball game of the season for one of the twins.

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2023 4:32 pm**

Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2023 5:07 pm**

Got a great friend visiting from our old home town and lucky enough we are able to head off for the weekend to my MiL's holiday house up the coast. Should be cool.

But I'd rather be hanging with wease.

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2023 10:12 pm**

wease wrote:Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.

crushing it

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2023 12:37 am**

wease wrote:Wife and kids are gone, so plenty of cocaine and whores.

Jorge manages both

Posted: **Fri May 26, 2023 8:42 pm**

Any plans for the start of summer?

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 3:16 am**

yeah, you?

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 6:29 pm**

friends coming up from Seattle and spending the night..going to the neighbors house for drinks at 330...I'm a bit confused because I dont know if the neighbors are serving any food...our friends will be with us and if its just drinks I need to come up with something for dinner

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 6:39 pm**

Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 6:52 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.

untuck your shirt and break 80...nobody will mess with you

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 6:56 pm**

doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Golfing tomorrow at the nicest course I’ve played. I’m sure I’ll be kicked out.
untuck your shirt and break 80...nobody will mess with you

I’m not sure I will break 120. One of the other guys in the group may not be much better than me though, at least.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 10:47 pm**

Spent several hours on the tooner midday, got a little burnt. Kid is happy to just sit there, snack, and read books. Glorious.

Sitting out on the deck now, smoking BRATS for dinner.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2023 11:05 pm**

I have a condiment suggestion for those brats

Red Mosquito

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