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Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:03 pm
by Bammer
Tanked The Long Way
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:04 pm
by Bammer
Prye, to
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:04 pm
by Bammer
My Father’s Jameson
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:34 pm
by bart
Soon Laphroaiget
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:36 pm
by doug rr
Bammer wrote:doug rr wrote:big green eggucation
Trag you’re really gonna give ME shit while letting stuff like this just go un-reprimanded?
glorified g series grill
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 10:49 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 11:06 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Some really bad punning lately. Oof
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 11:09 pm
by doug rr
bammer started it..
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Mon June 20, 2022 4:36 am
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:bart wrote:Soon Laphroaiget
Damn
Yeah that is top shelf.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Mon June 20, 2022 4:36 am
by Bammer
Pappy When I’m Crying
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 12:37 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 1:30 pm
by tree_
In my opinion, personally, myself, to me, the stupidest, most "amateurish" puns, they're, they are the funniest to me.
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 2:18 pm
by Bammer
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.
please calm Down
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 2:21 pm
by verb_to_trust
Bammer wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.
please calm Down
Let them govern
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 2:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Kindly asking most of you here (won’t name names but rhymes with schmammer) to pause with the puns. It has gotten really bad with all the amateur punning lately. Let’s all settle down for a while and breathe. Then, when you least expect it, a good one might pop up from a pro.
please calm Down
Let them govern
*rule
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 4:00 pm
by spike
Mod’s Dice
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 4:08 pm
by tree_
Dog's Lice
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 4:30 pm
by bodysnatcher
tree_ wrote:In my opinion, personally, myself, to me, the stupidest, most "amateurish" puns, they're, they are the funniest to me.
Hey, Foxymop, handle, mama, that’s me
Re: Ask RM
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 5:08 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.