Red Mosquito

Posted: **Tue March 17, 2026 10:40 pm**

A couple of cheap-o frozen burritos I’m doctoring up with queso, hot sauce and avocado is for supper. I should be reporting back in a couple of hours.

Posted: **Tue March 17, 2026 10:41 pm**

Might as well go ahead and schedule a sewer scope tomorrow

Posted: **Wed March 18, 2026 12:30 am**

lots of craps this morning

was backed up

started off with some decent twin towers

next two were pretty big

then the purge

feel a bit better

made friends with salad

another day, another cacca

Posted: **Wed March 18, 2026 1:37 am**

I felt the urge to go earlier, but put it on hold to do a few things, and now that urge is gone. Concerning, as I like to get it out on schedule.

Posted: **Sat March 28, 2026 2:11 am**

Guys I hate to admit it but I sharted my pants today. Thank god that (1) I caught it, it wasn't a lot, and (2) I work from home. Immediately took a shower after. Embarrassing.

Posted: **Sat March 28, 2026 2:33 am**

bodysnatcher wrote:Guys I hate to admit it but I sharted my pants today. Thank god that (1) I caught it, it wasn't a lot, and (2) I work from home. Immediately took a shower after. Embarrassing.

I genuinely appreciate you letting us know.

Posted: **Sat March 28, 2026 2:55 am**

have you seen a doctor

i am a little concerned

Posted: **Mon April 27, 2026 2:14 am**

Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.

Posted: **Wed April 29, 2026 7:35 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.

Damnit

Posted: **Thu April 30, 2026 1:58 am**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
Damnit

Dickey’s

Posted: **Thu April 30, 2026 3:19 am**

spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
Damnit
Dickey’s

I haven't been there since I moved, so a little over two years actually.

Posted: **Thu April 30, 2026 6:23 pm**

Big ol’ log today no stoppage hallelujah

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2026 5:31 am**

Few things are more luxuriating than a public toilet stall with a full floor to ceiling door.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2026 4:29 am**

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 7:49 pm**

Sat down for what felt like a totally normal movement. It was, until immediately after when it apparently uncorked a steady flow of hot Wendy's Frosty that filled a third of my toilet bowl.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 8:03 pm**

A lot of y’all need to see a gastroenterologist stat.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 2:07 am**

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 6:22 pm**

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2026 4:26 am**

Two consecutive two doo doo days. I can't say for sure it's never happened, but can't have occurred more than a handful of times.

Red Mosquito

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