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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 23, 2026 4:34 am
by 96583UP
welcome to the club
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 23, 2026 4:39 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 4:34 am
welcome to the club
I will be shocked if this becomes a regular occurrence. It's highly likely i'll go two days now without going.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 14, 2026 11:12 pm
by knee tunes
do you know what freaks me out?
skinny poops.
Like what happened
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 14, 2026 11:58 pm
by wease
Finally pooped a couple of times today after nothing since Thursday. Both were disappointing and not the big cleansing drops I was expecting and feel the need for.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 12:37 am
by wease
Three times. Straight Niagara Falls this time. Ugh
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 6:21 pm
by bodysnatcher
Had to clean my toilet bowl after the dump I just took
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 10:53 am
by spike
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri June 26, 2026 3:24 pm
by bodysnatcher
Holy moly I think I have butt AIDS.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 27, 2026 1:38 am
by spike
What’s the move if you’ve just taken a crap and realize there’s no TP left on the roll, and there’s no one home to save you?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 27, 2026 1:40 am
by washing machine
spike wrote: Sat June 27, 2026 1:38 am
What’s the move if you’ve just taken a crap and realize there’s no TP left on the roll, and there’s no one home to save you?
In my pauper days when I was struggling to pay rent, this came up once or twice. Paper towel not ideal but an option.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 27, 2026 1:48 am
by spike
Haha fair enough. I meant what’s the move to get more TP if there is some in the house?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 27, 2026 2:20 am
by washing machine
Oh, I'd never let it get to that point. Sorry but this is something you're going to have to wing.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 27, 2026 11:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
Like no paper on the roll but there's paper down the hall? Or no paper in the house?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 28, 2026 12:27 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote: Sat June 27, 2026 11:59 pm
Like no paper on the roll but there's paper down the hall? Or no paper in the house?
A
At the Kroger two blocks away but you don't have any clean shoes.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri July 03, 2026 11:51 pm
by dad
hey guys, been taking a daily probiotic for a little over a month and a half, and have been dropping leviathans in the doo doo machine.
happy gut, happy butt.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat July 04, 2026 1:11 am
by wease
Maybe I need to do that. This diabetes med has messed with my whole system. I used to go at least once every day and now I may go 3 times in a day then not go again for 3 more days.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed July 15, 2026 3:04 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Decent log, but with the rare 2 wipe. Second was just for safety
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun July 19, 2026 10:49 pm
by Peeps
I haven’t pooped since 530ish Thursday (am)
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun July 19, 2026 10:50 pm
by Ello Sailor
Wtf
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun July 19, 2026 10:51 pm
by Ello Sailor
I've been crapping like a donkey (shout outs Snatch for that one)