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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Latest rumor is Rian wanted to bring on Vin Diesel or The Rock for a little more punch on opening weekend but Disney execs weren't hearing it. Mistake? We'll see

The rock did say within the last year or so he'd love a role in Star Wars.
If that ever happened I'd quit Star Wars forever.

I have a semi irrational hatred of that moron.

dimejinky99 wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Latest rumor is Rian wanted to bring on Vin Diesel or The Rock for a little more punch on opening weekend but Disney execs weren't hearing it. Mistake? We'll see

The rock did say within the last year or so he'd love a role in Star Wars.
If that ever happened I'd quit Star Wars forever.

I have a semi irrational hatred of that moron.

That's totally irrational. I can't say Ive seen a ton of things with him in them.. and dont know if ive enjoyed any of it. But he's a damn charismatic fella.

He's the biggest movie star in the world and he knows it. He's too good for Star Wars. But now I hope he does get cast.

I can't say I haven't met pieces of wood that weren't charismatic. I have. Many of them.
I've also met the rock. He's a fuckin moron. But people like him.

*making a thread 'who should the rock play in Star Wars?'

Boba fett!! Finally a one note character is played by a one note yet charismatic actor!


*hes big in the US LV. Not so much anywhere else.

dimejinky99 wrote:I can't say I haven't met pieces of wood that weren't charismatic. I have. Many of them.
I've also met the rock. He's a fuckin moron. But people like him.

*making a thread 'who should the rock play in Star Wars?'

Boba fett!! Finally a one note character is played by a one note yet charismatic actor!


*hes big in the US LV. Not so much anywhere else.

Tell that to the $400+ million The Fate of the Furious made in 2 days outside of the US.

dimejinky99 wrote:*hes big in the US LV. Not so much anywhere else.

Nah he's pretty big down here too

My hatred is clouding my judgement it seems.

He could be a great boba fett. Couldn't he?

dimejinky99 wrote:My hatred is clouding my judgement it seems.

He could be a great boba fett. Couldn't he?

This pretty much describes the Rock, too, so yeah.

You can't put a helmet on that charisma.

Anders wrote:You can't put a helmet on that charisma.

3/4 of his acting is just his eyebrows so no, I guess you can't.

I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

The Rock has something really lovable and almost cuddly about him, too. Just like Zeb. Even though he's huge and jacked. Just like Zeb.

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

The Rock has something really lovable and almost cuddly about him, too. Just like Zeb. Even though he's huge and jacked. Just like Zeb.

And Zeb has a pretty pronounced and animated brow area. Totally works with The Rock.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

The Rock has something really lovable and almost cuddly about him, too. Just like Zeb. Even though he's huge and jacked. Just like Zeb.

And Zeb has a pretty pronounced and animated brow area. Totally works with The Rock.

I think we just made Disney another billion dollars!

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

The Rock has something really lovable and almost cuddly about him, too. Just like Zeb. Even though he's huge and jacked. Just like Zeb.

And Zeb has a pretty pronounced and animated brow area. Totally works with The Rock.

I think we just made Disney another billion dollars!

It is the only formula that will allow a Star Wars movie to defeat a Fast and Furious movie. Disney, I hope you are reading this.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I would absolutely cast The Rock to play Zeb. In a heartbeat.

I think he'd also make a phenomenal "scoundrel." Whether a Han or Lando type or a more evil leaning bounty hunter type. He could pull of either of those really well. Like if Hondo ever had a kid. The Rock should play Hondo's bastard son.

Haha yeah the Rock as Zeb could work. Kind of like that wrestler that place that one dude in Guardians of the Galaxy pretty well.

The Rock has something really lovable and almost cuddly about him, too. Just like Zeb. Even though he's huge and jacked. Just like Zeb.

And Zeb has a pretty pronounced and animated brow area. Totally works with The Rock.

I think we just made Disney another billion dollars!

It is the only formula that will allow a Star Wars movie to defeat a Fast and Furious movie. Disney, I hope you are reading this.

I hate all all of you and I give up trying not to. *dramatic swoon*

Exited chased by a Wookiee etc

dimejinky99 wrote:I hate all all of you and I give up trying not to. *dramatic swoon*

Exited chased by a Wookiee etc

YASS