Red Mosquito

ate a ton yday

already three large dumps this morning

i think there’s more in there

Normal poop with Nutella wipes

kind of a rough week for crapping

went back hard core on the coffee

and didnt eat nearly enough salad

some spicy dumplings on tuesday set me back a few days

Solid poops this week. First wipe has been worrisome but it resolves itself by wipe 3.

my stomach is at war with my colon. I thought it was bad

heard someone enter two stalls down from me and it literally sounded like they dumped a bucket of water and seaweed into the toilet

all of a sudden things arent so bad

Stopped at a Love's gas station last weekend to pee and someone was in the stall clinging to the edge of life with the tips of their fingernails.

Is it true that, after wiping, if you sniff your fingers and they don't smell, then you don't have to worry about washing your hands? I thought I read that somewhere

Apparently, Farmer John is an optometrist trying to drum up some business for treating pink eye

I'm not saying I endorse it. I'm just making conversation

All kidding aside, I absolutely have seen or heard (from the stall) people in public restrooms finish shitting, wipe, and leave without washing their hands

I wonder how many people only wash their hands in public bathrooms when there's other people in there to see them do it, otherwise they'd be walking straight out

Checking in from the frontline with a current bout of rrhea, pray for me boys!