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Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:10 pm
by Mecca
cutuphalfdead wrote:Bi_3 wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:So I guess Tyrion is Lord of Winterfell now.
Nah yo, they enver consumated. Lady Bolton is.
Good point.
But actually Bran is.
Believed to be dead.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:11 pm
by Norah
Mecca wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Bi_3 wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:So I guess Tyrion is Lord of Winterfell now.
Nah yo, they enver consumated. Lady Bolton is.
Good point.
But actually Bran is.
Believed to be dead.
But currently heading south.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:12 pm
by BurtReynolds
either way, a halfman is lord.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:14 pm
by Norah
Tyrion's getting screwed. His marriage to Sansa was never consummated and now that Jaime has been booted from the Kingsguard he's the heir to Casterly Rock again.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:30 pm
by Zantac Junkie
Jon and Davos had a great plan to enable a small army to defeat a larger one. Collapsing the centre and attacking the flanks is how Hannibal defeated nearly double his number of Romans at Cannae. Then Jon had to be a hero and fuck it all up.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:31 pm
by Norah
Jon is a fucking idiot.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:34 pm
by Monkey_Driven
cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
Pretty much.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:34 pm
by Zantac Junkie
cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:34 pm
by Norah
Zantac Junkie wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:35 pm
by Zantac Junkie
cutuphalfdead wrote:Zantac Junkie wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
Yeah, it's the Stark curse.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:36 pm
by BurtReynolds
cutuphalfdead wrote:Zantac Junkie wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
"welp... I really shit the bed on this one."
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:39 pm
by Jorge
I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:40 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
I didn't think LV watched GoT
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:41 pm
by jwfocker
E.H. Ruddock wrote:theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
I didn't think LV watched GoT
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 6:43 pm
by BurtReynolds
Kaius wrote:Can't argue with either of those. There is no joy left in that girl.
She seemed to enjoy that last bit. She smiles in the last shot.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 7:40 pm
by Mecca
theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
Breaking: dummies who are friends with dummies are also dummies
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 8:27 pm
by dimejinky99
That episode was fuckin awesome
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 9:16 pm
by Kaius
BurtReynolds wrote:Kaius wrote:Can't argue with either of those. There is no joy left in that girl.
She seemed to enjoy that last bit. She smiles in the last shot.
Did she? I'll have to rewatch the whole episode tonight.
Just for that final shot.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 9:39 pm
by @SkitchP
I didn't mind that episode. But there were so many things that didn't make sense. Like why in the hell would Rickon run in a straight fucking line? Why wouldn't he duck behind one of the burning pyres? How did all those arrows hit everyone else but not jon?
And I thought Sansa had a problem with Jon's "sit back" trap plan. Not the charge plan. And I imagine if Sansa had the ability to be with the Vale riders within a half an hour, wouldn't she have sent a rider way ahead to you know, let her own army know to sit tight for a second?
And I was an actual giant, I would for sure carry a club or giant stick or something
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Mon June 20, 2016 9:52 pm
by Mecca
@SkitchP wrote:I didn't mind that episode. But there were so many things that didn't make sense. Like why in the hell would Rickon run in a straight fucking line? Why wouldn't he duck behind one of the burning pyres? How did all those arrows hit everyone else but not jon?
And I thought Sansa had a problem with Jon's "sit back" trap plan. Not the charge plan. And I imagine if Sansa had the ability to be with the Vale riders within a half an hour, wouldn't she have sent a rider way ahead to you know, let her own army know to sit tight for a second?
And I was an actual giant, I would for sure carry a club or giant stick or something
I was pissed that the giant wasn't armed with like a fallen tree or some big fuckin rocks