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Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 12:49 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 12:52 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 12:53 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 12:53 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
what do you think burt had for dinner?
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 12:56 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
what do you think burt had for dinner?
3 burritos
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:00 am
by spike
jesus, burt
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:07 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
he's middle aged what else does he have to do
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:12 am
by dad
scurry along now, fellas... let's not judge round these here parts.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:31 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
i wonder how much b*tt he's been getting in austin
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:44 am
by dad
maybe pm him and ask.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 1:53 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
he won't respond because he hates me
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 2:00 am
by dad
he does seem like he would hate royalty.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 2:27 am
by Bammer
Already forgot. Drinking Bulleit rye now.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 2:28 am
by Bammer
Oh yeah nachos
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 2:51 am
by spike
bourbon and sleeping pills
what’s going on bammer
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 3:04 am
by dad
spike wrote:bourbon and sleeping pills
what’s going on bammer
sounds like a party.
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 4:04 am
by bodysnatcher
Hummus wrap
And beer
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 4:46 pm
by doug rr
throwing a 3 lb brisket flat in the crockpot
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 9:59 pm
by dad
turkey burgers
Re: What's for dinner?
Posted: Thu September 16, 2021 10:19 pm
by spike
my wife says she’s making stuffed peppers, but she’s also working a little late, so we’ll see.