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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:38 am
by Simple Torture
Rank the Vermontinites:

Bernie
Dean
Ethan Allen
Phish

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:40 am
by 96583UP
McParadigm wrote:
96583UP wrote:I hope Howard Dean gives us a "pyaawwhhh!" for old times

that would heal the base
Seems so quaint, looking back, doesn't it?

haha he quoted that speech at the end!

we can close the convention now

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:41 am
by The Argonaut
good one, Dean, lol. I wish he had done the actual scream, though. I yelled at the TV, "Do the scream, Dean!"

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:42 am
by Simple Torture
He can't hear you, Argo.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:43 am
by Jorge
No, Argo, he can hear you. If you yell loud enough. Keep yelling at him.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:45 am
by The Argonaut
This is how I contribute to American democracy. I yell at the TV, I argue with my Republican cousins on Facebook, sometimes I lecture family members about nitty gritty shit I read on Politico, and I vote once or twice a year. I am a patriot.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:50 am
by BurtReynolds
Strat wrote:I'm kind of concerned about Burt to be honest.
Strat "Hillary Clinton is a good person" McStratterson.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:51 am
by 96583UP
12 years ago... geeesh... where does the time go

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zdo5tz/th ... owa-caucus

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 1:59 am
by 96583UP
Albright now passes the days remotely bombing iraqi villages via a special remote control drone gifted to her by the air force


Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:05 am
by Simple Torture
I'm a little surprised that Truman has gotten multiples shoutouts tonight.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:12 am
by Simple Torture
Well, that settles that:

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:13 am
by Simple Torture
Not for a second do I believe that William J. Clinton met "a" girl in 1971.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:16 am
by 96583UP
starting with an anecdote about what he does best: perving

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:16 am
by Simple Torture
This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:19 am
by BurtReynolds
Simple Torture wrote:Well, that settles that:
that is hilarious.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:20 am
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:Not for a second do I believe that William J. Clinton met "a" girl in 1971.
Boy, he started that speech hilariously creepy.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:22 am
by Simple Torture

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:23 am
by McParadigm
Simple Torture wrote:This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.
I could listen to Bill Clinton talk all day. He does look like Odo now tho

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:24 am
by Simple Torture
McParadigm wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.
I could listen to Bill Clinton talk all day. He does look like Odo now tho
Only Chuck Schumer's face has been pulled back farther.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed July 27, 2016 2:26 am
by 96583UP
"so then I was like I got these cigars and this intern and a boner and so I stuck the cigar in the intern's vagina and made her suck my boner."