Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 6:10 pm
I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
Red Mosquito
The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 6:40 pm
Thanks to Snatch's way with words I've been workshopping a reimagined 'Karma Police', centered around the lyrics "he's crapping like a donkey". I'm tellin' ya, it really works in Yorke's vocal style.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 6:47 pm
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 8:06 pm
Got a not so good one going on right now.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 8:08 pm
Nothing wrong with a disappointing poop. Just don’t try and force it to be better, that’s when things go wrong.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 8:16 pm
True is that.
Finally squeezed out another medium sized log though. Going to give this experience a 5/10.
Finally squeezed out another medium sized log though. Going to give this experience a 5/10.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 8:42 pm
The worst is when your trying to lay a brick and it feels like it has uncooked spaghetti noodles sticking out of it
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri February 24, 2023 9:23 pm
Snatch you may have a hemorrhoid
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 3:43 pm
crazydoug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 3:44 pm
had so much poop this morning the courtesy flush clogged the toilet on poop alone
haven’t had one of those in ages
haven’t had one of those in ages
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 3:44 pm
was a dense pile
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 4:03 pm
Yeah, wtf?96583UP wrote:crazydoug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:42 pm
I'm always good for 2 morning poops but I also go to the grocery store first thing to get the morning paper..its 12 miles away.i had only went once that morning and thought I was good...turned out I wasn't..Higgs wrote:Yeah, wtf?96583UP wrote:crazydoug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:43 pm
Your grocery store has a public toilet?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:46 pm
yeah, just next to the meat departmentHiggs wrote:Your grocery store has a public toilet?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:47 pm
And you're willing to use it?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:48 pm
Sorry, I've just got this thing about public toilets.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:49 pm
I'm kidding, its not next to the meat department..but they do have a public toilet...I've used it 2 times in the last year..its clean and nice...I think grocery stores have to supply one
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:50 pm
its not like its a Starbucks toilet
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat February 25, 2023 5:51 pm
honestly, every time, without fail…whenever we hit up the Trader Joe’s, which is about a 20-25 minute drive from our house, I have to pee as soon as we get there.doug rr wrote:yeah, just next to the meat departmentHiggs wrote:Your grocery store has a public toilet?
I bet your body has been conditioned to defecate when you get to that grocery store.