The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

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i killed twooo crickets just creeping around my chair in my office within the last half hour. there are spiders too hiding in the corners. wow. deliberately? yes deliberately i stomped them out of their life

wow, new line of work for you?

no it's only happening around me. Beelzebub commands it

[dad]

i killed twooo crickets just creeping around my chair in my office within the last half hour. there are spiders too hiding in the corners. wow. deliberately? yes deliberately i stomped them out of their life

wow, new line of work for you?

no it's only happening around me. Beelzebub commands it

oh wow, so new boss?

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lord of flies

[tragabigzanda]

wtf is wrong with you dude

[tree_]

nothin'. you?

[tragabigzanda]

nothin'.

I disagree

[tree_]

nothin'.

I disagree

then you tell me what you think is wrong with me, instead of inquiring for that information from me instead

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apparently killing crickets is morally ok... besides, they only live for 3 weeks anyway

https://eatsens.com/blogs/news/why-kill ... morally-ok

[tragabigzanda]

Edit: nevermind

[spike]

good talk

[dad]

Edit: nevermind

you did the right thing.

[tree_]

trag up in here going all morality police on me for one second then immediately giving up just made my day

[tragabigzanda]

trag up in here going all morality police on me for one second then immediately giving up just made my day

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[wease]

i killed twooo crickets just creeping around my chair in my office within the last half hour. there are spiders too hiding in the corners. wow. deliberately? yes deliberately i stomped them out of their life

Were they really dark crickets and spiders?

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i killed twooo crickets just creeping around my chair in my office within the last half hour. there are spiders too hiding in the corners. wow. deliberately? yes deliberately i stomped them out of their life

Were they really dark crickets and spiders?

they were dark crickets. didn't kill spiders today; had mercy on them

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oh i know why you asked me that now.. you think i'm racist even with bugs. ... maybe... maybe i am

[Peeps]

i got an email from a contractor asking me if he has an email address

he emailed me from the email account

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i got an email from a contractor asking me if he has an email address

he emailed me from the email account

Good lord.

[tragabigzanda]

i got an email from a contractor asking me if he has an email address

he emailed me from the email account

this seems like a new low for your team