Red Mosquito

Lament wrote:Pearl Jam, LLC should hire me as their official in-house detective.

I would support the move

Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:

Lament wrote:Pearl Jam, LLC should hire me as their official in-house detective.

I would support the move

Someone start a petition on the Pit.

Lament wrote:What percentage of Pearl Jam fans think the moral of Better Man is "Well, I mean, she stayed with him, so obviously he's not that bad. We all have bad days. Some people straight up kill their wives, so it could be worse..."?

SUMMON: theodore bundy account

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Lament wrote:What percentage of Pearl Jam fans think the moral of Better Man is "Well, I mean, she stayed with him, so obviously he's not that bad. We all have bad days. Some people straight up kill their wives, so it could be worse..."?

SUMMON: theodore bundy account

i don't get it

There's not much to get. I just think that song is funny and I got tired of waiting for an appropriate time to post it.

Lament wrote:Have we entertained the possibility that it's all just sabotage at this point?

So, No Code was deliberate self-sabotage to shrink the fanbase, and all of this is deliberate sabotage to... break up the band.



One wonders why they don't just break up the band, but they're probably having more fun doing it this way.

harmless wrote:

Lament wrote:Have we entertained the possibility that it's all just sabotage at this point?

So, No Code was deliberate self-sabotage to shrink the fanbase, and all of this is deliberate sabotage to... break up the band.



One wonders why they don't just break up the band, but they're probably having more fun doing it this way.

Actually, I'm starting to wonder if the idea that No Code was sabotage to shrink the fan base was actually sabotage from an outside source to make the fanbase hesitant to embrace No Code. I bet it was Dave A. behind it.

harmless wrote:One wonders why they don't just break up the band

Lament wrote:

harmless wrote:

Lament wrote:Have we entertained the possibility that it's all just sabotage at this point?

So, No Code was deliberate self-sabotage to shrink the fanbase, and all of this is deliberate sabotage to... break up the band.



One wonders why they don't just break up the band, but they're probably having more fun doing it this way.

Actually, I'm starting to wonder if the idea that No Code was sabotage to shrink the fan base was actually sabotage from an outside source to make the fanbase hesitant to embrace No Code. I bet it was Dave A. behind it.

Do you know if Ed fired Dave A. in public?

Lament wrote:What percentage of Pearl Jam fans think the moral of Better Man is "Well, I mean, she stayed with him, so obviously he's not that bad. We all have bad days. Some people straight up kill their wives, so it could be worse..."?

harmless wrote:Do you know if Ed fired Dave A. in public?

Yep. Dave A. walked onto the stage to see that Ed had taken his drumsticks. When he went to get them from him, Ed ran around stage eluding him for several minutes before handing them to Jack Irons and then kicking Dave A. in the nuts. It's cool though, cause anyone who has a microphone in front of 17,000 people is gonna do something like that eventually. We all have bad days. He could've done a lot worse. Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time." Dave A. should be grateful. Plus, Dime had been saying Dave A. needed to go for over ten years.

Lament wrote: Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."

You do say that a lot.

Lament wrote:

harmless wrote:

Lament wrote:Have we entertained the possibility that it's all just sabotage at this point?

So, No Code was deliberate self-sabotage to shrink the fanbase, and all of this is deliberate sabotage to... break up the band.



One wonders why they don't just break up the band, but they're probably having more fun doing it this way.

Actually, I'm starting to wonder if the idea that No Code was sabotage to shrink the fan base was actually sabotage from an outside source to make the fanbase hesitant to embrace No Code. I bet it was Dave A. behind it.

Fuckin Dave A

Fuzzcharger wrote:

Lament wrote: Like I always say, "Anyone who thinks getting kicked in the nuts by one person sucks has never gotten kicked in the nuts by two people at the same time."

You do say that a lot.

I have it crocheted in a frame, hanging above the fireplace.

who do you think quits the band or gets fired next?

Eddie fires himself and they get a hologram of 1992 era Eddie to replace him so he can stage dive and climb scaffolding without fear of ruining the bands career if he were to plummet to his death.

by 2024, all original members (except Boom) will have been replaced by reality show winners.

I haven't participated in this thread. (Oops, guess I just did)... But I honestly couldn't give two shits about this whole topic. I'm an asshole sometimes, too. I don't really see how it impacts anything of significance. Tell me what it changes and why I should care.

hlniv wrote:I honestly couldn't give two shits about this whole topic.

But you could give one?