Red Mosquito

96583UP wrote:"so then I was like I got these cigars and this intern and a boner and so I stuck the cigar in the intern's vagina and made her suck my boner."

There's a footnote hidden away in the Starr report that suggests one of them tossed the other one's salad, too (although it's unclear who was the salad and who was the tongs?).

It's kind of wild to think that Donald Trump is older than Bill Clinton.

Mostly because Trump has looked exactly the same for the last 20 years.

I feel like you can tell how much attention people our age paid to government as they grew up by how long they can talk about Bill Clinton's presidency without making sex jokes, and how long they can talk about Dick Cheney without pretending to shoot someone in the face.

There are seven Police Academy movies #TypicalClintons

jay leno did not relent on the clinton sex bashing for like 10 years

i blame him

especially now that it's clear that salad tossing was a part of this and he didn't bring that to my attention

no trump tweets for the last 24 minutes

you figure he'd be unloading on Bubba

perhaps he's busy unloading on Ivanka, again

Slick Willy is still one of my favorite presidential nicknames.

Charlie Rangel has gotten a bit of screentime/mentions tonight, too.

At 10:42PM eastern, worth wondering (saw this on 538 first): is Clinton going to acknowledge, at any point, how he personally failed Hillary? Would be interesting, since this is such a personal speech.

maybe Chelsea's speech will be about how strong she is as a result of her mother's mentoring in the face of her dad's lack of boner control

Guys. Guys. Guys. Biden is speaking tomorrow.

He's the best.

Simple Torture wrote:At 10:42PM eastern, worth wondering (saw this on 538 first): is Clinton going to acknowledge, at any point, how he personally failed Hillary? Would be interesting, since this is such a personal speech.

No chance

I think bill was the salad by the way.

Hahaha I loved the sound of the crowd reacting to that quick little slideshow of presidents. The Bill Clinton - George Bush - Barack Obama run was like "YAAAAAAAAAAY booooooooo YAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.

the most millennial post of all time

spike wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.

the most millennial post of all time

why?

The Argonaut wrote:

spike wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.

the most millennial post of all time

why?

millennials like to feel the bern and like to call stuff overrated

Whenever my father watches a new TV show, he always says the same thing. It doesn't matter if the show is a comedy or a drama. He would say it about Silicon Valley and he would say it about Game of Thrones. He compares it to his favorite show. He always says, "Well, it's no Frasier."
I'm worried that I will spend the rest of my life assessing new politicians but ultimately deciding "He's no Obama."