Red Mosquito

tragabigzanda wrote:

bune wrote:https://www.conventionofstates.com/

wtf is this?

Never heard of it, but a quick scan of their website makes me think it's primarily an effort for southern states to band together and enact constitutional changes that fit their worldview (anti-LGBT laws, etc).

That's kind of what I got from it. Is this what we should expect in the lead-up to new constitutional amendments?

McParadigm wrote:Few people are more deprived of essential human liberties than white Americans. I wish them luck.

Lord knows the sanctity of my marriage has been dropping ever since it was legalized for the gays. I mean I haven't been divorced even once and several members of Congress are on #2 or #3! I need to work harder.

bune wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

bune wrote:https://www.conventionofstates.com/

wtf is this?

Never heard of it, but a quick scan of their website makes me think it's primarily an effort for southern states to band together and enact constitutional changes that fit their worldview (anti-LGBT laws, etc).

That's kind of what I got from it. Is this what we should expect in the lead-up to new constitutional amendments?

McParadigm wrote:Few people are more deprived of essential human liberties than white Americans. I wish them luck.

Lord knows the sanctity of my marriage has been dropping ever since it was legalized for the gays. I mean I haven't been divorced even once and several members of Congress are on #2 or #3! I need to work harder.

On the other hand, this could all pave the way for the my utopian coast-to-coast dream state of New HomoTransBlackafornia.

Holy shit.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/scienc ... l-kill-you

In a remarkable New Yorker story this week about how Donald Trump could realistically be removed from the presidency, Evan Osnos writes: “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

McParadigm wrote:Holy shit.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/scienc ... l-kill-you

In a remarkable New Yorker story this week about how Donald Trump could realistically be removed from the presidency, Evan Osnos writes: “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

what the flying fuck

I'm not even mad. I'm just sad. Okay, I'm pretty mad.

What the actual fuck is going on.

what a fascinating creature he is

No tea/no shade in burt's direction, but that's fucking flat earther/time cube territory.

If it weren't for the Mars exploration, I would be absolutely convinced that Trump is a flat-earther.

Simple Torture wrote:No tea/no shade in burt's direction, but that's fucking flat earther/time cube territory.

And much like flat Earth, he's absolutely right:

He came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted: true
Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted: technically true
So he didn’t work out: me either
he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of [ironman competitions].": well known to be harmful to your health
Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign: boundless energy
Hillary meanwhile:

Spoiler: show

what a great man.

Good morning everyone!

Ehh lads. Washington.

First test for the president.

BurtReynolds wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:No tea/no shade in burt's direction, but that's fucking flat earther/time cube territory.

And much like flat Earth, he's absolutely right:

He came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted: true
Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted: technically true
So he didn’t work out: me either
he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of [ironman competitions].": well known to be harmful to your health
Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign: boundless energy
Hillary meanwhile:

Spoiler: show

what a great man.

Good morning everyone!

Burt, aren't you having major health problems right now?

Strat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:No tea/no shade in burt's direction, but that's fucking flat earther/time cube territory.

And much like flat Earth, he's absolutely right:

He came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted: true
Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted: technically true
So he didn’t work out: me either
he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of [ironman competitions].": well known to be harmful to your health
Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign: boundless energy
Hillary meanwhile:

Spoiler: show

what a great man.

Good morning everyone!

Burt, aren't you having major health problems right now?

no more than usual.

Christ it's already noon. Time for my nap.

So there's a nuclear event in your country and you either don't know or don't care. Rightso.

dimejinky99 wrote:So there's a nuclear event in your country and you either don't know or don't care. Rightso.

"In the 60s spent fuel rods were put in railroad cars and, once filled, the railroad cars were wheeled into a tunnel dug into the side of a hill," Bradbury said. "Twenty-eight rail cars in all fill this particular tunnel.

"A worker today noticed a collapse of dirt above the tunnel today triggering the evacuation. This is not an active work site and DOE told Ecology there is no threat to the public."

"A worker today noticed a collapse of dirt."

dimejinky99 wrote:

..and trump just fired comey